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Keith fucking Andrews man. Seriously.

I always tought der was more ta Oirland dan dis.

A taste of derby day. 2 mins 20. Obviously their thought was 'eeeyer get yas camras awt, thez meeewvin theengs with weeeeeeyls!'

just been on flashscores. Proper chuffed Cartagines beat Orion in the Costa Rican Torneo de Invierno. Been lying awake most nights in cold sweats thinking they might not.

POOT's post is spot on. With regards to the Olympics and refusal to change road signs, they really didn't think this through. Its only going to be known by its shit name through the media. If anyone is to start a form of campaign, it has to be to get all others to follow Stelling's pledge and keep referring to it as St. James' Park.

Horseshit tried that one on the legends, before the other 2 corrected him. He then tried to argue Sports Direct is one word. He also mentioned that his own son supports Newcastle.

rare footage found of Mike Ashley's tormented childhood Hey, Who's Got a Wet Towel!?

:lol: :lol: :lol: at people talking about getting success on the pitch. This is Newcastle United man!

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reckon we'll soon see offers of buy the Home Shirt, get 100 pairs of ankle socks, a UK-EU adapter and Chelsea goody bag free?

only thing sports direct is useful for is going in, summoning one of the labotomised urchins that dwell within to fetch me a pair of size 9 Preds, making sure they fit, telling the urchin 'nar am areet' then going home and ordering them on prodirectsoccer.

I like that one.

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Course not. Public unrest against him = chooses not to attend. He's done it before, he'll do it again.

someone has just called up and corrected the 3 baboons on the Olympic matter. Thank fuck for that.

yup. The signs around the ground will all be changed according to them too. They're fucking clueless.

Who is Simon Pryde? Anchor of BBC Total Sport.

Pryde's a fucking tit. 'This is the email from the boss.... blah blah.... it is strictly internal and not for broadcast' Ando: 'So why are you broadcasting it?'

Simon Pryde has just said the boss emailed them saying they have to call it the SDA.

just heard more now. 'It took us a long time to realise it [the fucking stupid name they gave it before] wasn't working'. You. Don't. Fucking. Say. You. Thick. Fucking. Plank.

just heard Llambiarse on Total Sport, 'Totally respect the history and tradition of the club'. Erm, no you don't you fucking bare-faced liar!

Wonder if the council spoke out having received emails back, I got this I have forwarded your email onto The Street Management Team via Envirocall, who will respond to you shortly regarding this matter. If you have any further queries you can contact us by emailing [email protected] or by telephone on (0191) 274 4000, opening hours are Monday to Friday 8am to 6pm. Regards JANE HIGGINS Customer Service Centre Officer

8 Pages in the Chronicle i just bought. I only bought it cos it's thursday ie Jobs day and there's only 2 pages of very little of them! You've just saved me 45p (i think) With that kind of money, you could buy infinite stadium name sponsorships. I've already renamed my room SportsDirect@mybedroom, in case any Qatari trillionaires become interested.

I'd hazard a guess at Elektrik Sheep on Pink Lane? They do plenty of Newcastle-related clothing.