Heron

Too games?

Tomato.

I'm not sure I even agree that they were coached poorly last year to be honest. That first half at Barcelona was some of the best football I've seen a Newcastle side play. Against Chelsea at home we absolutely battered them. Liverpool and Arsenal we played well. Man United. There are loads of games last season where, for the first half, or even the first hour in some cases, we were absolutely fine. The players themselves have even come out and lay the blame at their own door and not Eddie's. We may have been fragile mentally, we may have been tactically out done in later stages of games and been predictable, we may have been unmotivated, but poorly coached is one thing they're not, in my opinion (of course).

Absolutely love this "poorly coached" line being dished out The same "poorly coached" players who for the significant, most part have all improved in their time here, gone on to win a trophy, play champions league football, play for their national sides, be sold for improved sums of money, etc. But aye. Fuck you Eddie. You made them worse.

I'd love little in this world more than Dan Burn to be a world cup winner. All of the grief Tuchel is getting for being a) German and b) Not taking the big names makes me really rally behind them tbh. Cause "Golden Generations" haven't done shit for 60 years and folk like Dan Burn are the spirit we need. Burn is the epitome of what every English lad should aspire to be - representing their country on the biggest stage after winning trophies for their boyhood club and simply loving and living life to the full. Being a proud Englishman and more importantly a proud Geordie. Folk who don't like that need to fuck off into the bin.

You just know Dan Burn will think "Why would you wanna go there over my Newcastle" Or "You think you're well better than you are" One of the two, or maybe even both, and he'd be absolutely right. 🩶

Legend.

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Alreet Export Sexport. Who plugged into you.

Ner just thrown the towel in for half the games he's played

This name sounds like something a child would say to another child when rubbishing their name.

Pedri