eliassenfredrik

I refuse to accept this, Maldini was my all time football idol, theres only one Paolo This is for you Quick google search "Davide Santon + new Paolo Maldini" and you get a gazillion hits.

Simpson Taylor Coloccini Raylor

Complete full back. Seen as the "new Maldini". No shit. True story.

Having just seen him a couple of times, he can also be used as a left or right midfielder. Played on the left midfield for Inter due to injuries etc. Good going forward and a decent defender from what I have seen. And young. And versatile. And cheap. Enough dreaming. This is just an evil journalist cooking up shit, isn't it? Ashley has probably payed him.

Interestring, probably checking Lee Ryder out.

Well, that's Smith off the bench, at the very least. Or is it?

He had Cron in his pocket. Good enough for me.

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they're solid if unspectacular usually and their recent record vs us isn't good from our point of view. Got a few ageing legs now though They're a decent home side, and gets credit for having dealt with top sides there the last couple of years. And Hangeland is kind of class.

happy days

It was obvious that we struggled in the first half. I should have specified that. They weren't creating anything, but they saw far more of the ball than us in the first half. I don't know why, really. Just a collection of rejects thrown together keeping the ball from the likes of Cabaye and Tiote. It was depressing at first, but we regained possession, and finished them off. When Tiote got into Tiotemode, it was no denying it. I don't understand why Fulham is "rated" (as in a comfortable top 11-13 side). They have nothing to offer.

Best and Ba is as obvious as it gets in terms of our starting strikers. They are simply coping with this level, whereas the rest aren't.

He'll be like a new signing when he returns.

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1st half was pathetic, besides the last 5 minutes. Fulham raped us in possession, but since they are s***, they didn't take advantage of it. Also our defensive unit looks like football players nowadays. And 3 points is all we need. Krul 8 - Top saves throughout, sloppy on one occasion. Simpson 5 - Good going forward, but s*** at defending, and he had a shitload of passes gone missing today. Crosses went into the box though. Saylor 7 - Good performance, getting better at suddenly not being s*** on three or four occasions during a game. Great strength. Colo 8 - Like a boss. Raylor 6 - Mostly average stuff going on, but he has a very decent right foot. Swap with Danny on LB and get this f***ing Dutchman on a plane. Obertan 6 - Running brilliantly down the flank at times, but tends to be out of ideas. Much better than last game though, and he can defend. Cabaye 7 - Put on a show. Great long range shots and tidy passing. Also a very good tackler. Promising stuff. Tiote 6 - I'm his biggest fan, but that first half was horrible. Got better as the game went on though, and intercepted perfectly a couple of times in the 2nd half. Covers huge areas. Jonas 7 - Not that s*** in the 1st half like most of the team, and great in the 2nd. Has an immense engine, and is finding team mates with his passes/crosses more than usual. Tireless. Best 8 - Showing some great technique and calmness. Also took his goals well. Has to be miles in front of Shola. Løvenkrands 4 - Quite hopeless, but not beyond s***. He's not contributing, and can't offer anything on this level. Just running around like a deer and comically "tackling" players. Get rid. Ba 6 - Decent. Tasty shot that nearly went in, and set up the 2nd goal. Why is Cuntenkrands playing in stead of him? Vuckic 6 - Looked a class act in that short period of time. Passing was great and he has a sexyness about his game. Smith 2 - Did he do anything besides being s*** again? Yellow card, yes...yes. Pardew 7 - Shouldn't play Løvenkrands, and Smith should never be near a field. Nothing else to complain about though. Looks like he knows what he's doing. Calm down, the striker and the left back are coming.

Someone kidnap Smith.

Krul has been brilliant.

Brilliant play. And what a ball in the box.

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Looks ilke a supercunt.

Get Simpson out, Marveaux in. Shift Obertan to RB. I rest my case.

Very winnable game. If we put the ball in the box.

I can see a meme for this co-commentator, similar to Bear Grylls. Instead of "better drink my own piss" - > "better put the ball in the box".

Fucking hell Simpson.