Heron

Scored 2 for the reserves the other night, so must have been out celebrating.

IIRC, I said he'd score if he played last Sunday. Therefore, I was right. Fuck the Shola haters. The one thing I remember him doing wrong was strolling towards the box when we had an opportunity to drive at them. Other than that he was superb. I'm starting to think he may just be a 'big game' player. Games when he feels like the underdog and ultimately is the underdog. I don't remember his celebration being so calm. when he got to our corner he seemed to be going fucking off it, as was everyone else. I remember looking at him (maybe through 'brown tinted glasses) and thinking this means as much to you as it does me and I'm so fucking proud of that fact.

As much as I can't see a logical scoreline here. I don't give a fuck what it is anyways. I just want to see us fight for it and put a good shift in, and I'm confident we will do just that.

The only place we can strengthen is financially. It's a well known fact.

A win tomorrow and the Internet will melt. Indeed. :lol: If we did win tomorrow, we would be six points ahead of 5th with totenham having a game in hand at Everton (?). Also, we'd be 4points clear of 4th? Then if Everton beat Chelsea tonight, Chelsea lose next weekend and the Manchesters draw and we beat wigan. We'd go top...I think. Live the dream.

Is this serious?

So are all of our teams, except the first team, top of the league?

I was always a bit sceptical about whether he was telling the truth like.

Belter song! "Any old Lion, any old lion, any-any-any old Lion, whose ganna eat him with pease pudding, Tiote, Tiote!" Wish his name worked for that...

BOOM. Head shot. Colos Curls - the real Lee Harvey Oswald.

It's blue when you highlight it...fuckin smurfs....

Don't report me!!! I've already been fingered twice by the admin' fuckers...

"Yeeeah? It's where a keep me ganja fo wen i'm feelin' down 'n' dat coz Sammy gets in da team 'n' a don't init blud..."

I've seen him in my dads studio a couple of times. Tried to talk to him but his english is, well in a word s****. He does look like an animal though, ripped to f***....proper looks hard. But then again he was wearing flipflops. You imagine him just like giving one word answers to everything, and looking angry and indestructable. "Would you like a drink Cheik?" "Yes" "What would you like?" "Water." "No problem, would you like anything to eat?" "Yes" "Okay, what would you like?" "Lion." "Sorry, we cannot get you Lion, is there anything else you would like?" "Lion." "I'm sorry Cheik, but we really cannot do that for you." :tiote: "Antelope?"

I would hate the twat if that was against us.

That's the dogs bollocks that like.

They're all looking at a projection of this thread thinking "Why the f*** has Dave spammed the page with the same f***ing photo three times?!? The useless t***." May I add they are doing it in different ways. Ben Arfa is showing dissappointment, Best is showing confusion, Simpson is annoyed and Pardew is about to laugh at you (Dave).

I bet there's a few high-profile ex-players/players/managers who are secretly dying for us to win something. José Mourinho and the likes...

It is a big game imo. It will be a great test on where we stand at the moment. Can't wait tbh! If we beat these on Sunday I think it'll be a massive message to the league like. Everyone who says we haven't played anyone special yet will shit themselves.

Is it just me or is this game massive? It feels like it is...it's almost like everyone is geared up for it and treating it like a cup final. I might just be excited like... I might just boo them whenever they get the ball too.

The team that should arguably start is as follows: Krul Raylor Coloccini Saylor Simpson Jonas Tiote Cabaye Obertan Best Ba The best team on paper would be as follows: Krul Santon Coloccini Saylor Raylor Marveaux Tiote Cabaye Jonas Ben Arfa Ba/Best. Regardless of who starts though, I reckon with that squad we have a perfectly good chance of winning at the moment.

I refused to watch Question of Sport for this very reason. How is someone so irrelevant to everyting in life so detestable?