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Micah Richards. 

Cursed with the build of an over inflated space hopper and the personality of an 8 year old with the keys to the Haribo factory. 

Thinks wearing glasses lend weight and credibility to his vacuous comments. 

Never before has one man so bought into the 'why be thoughtful and insightful when you can be loud and annoying?' approach to punditry. 

13 hours ago, 54 said:

Seems like he's lost a bit of weight, which you have to commend him for, but it does make him look a bit like your dithering 80 year old aunt who doesn't have a clue what's going on

Looks like he's lost it quite quickly.

Quick enough for it to be health related as opposed to a new diet and exercise program.

25 minutes ago, GeordieDazzler said:

Thanos snapping Bruce out of existence in that graphic 

Snapping? 

He'd have to do full 5 min standing ovation to get rid of something that big

1 hour ago, Miggys First Goal said:

£67 for a VIP meet and greet and photo op 

How about a collection to send a forum representative to the meet and greet? 

The lucky winner turns up for the photo, launches into a tirade of personal abuse then leaves. 

28 minutes ago, Miggys First Goal said:

I’m sure this will be fascinating. 
 

https://www.queenshall.co.uk/whats-on/an-evening-with-steve-bruce

 

 

Out of interest, how strict will security be and will they be checking for firearms? 

14 hours ago, gbandit said:

No idea about that one, the only bears I have time for are Superted, Rupert and Pooh gets a look in as well

Rupert can fuck right off

If there was ever an animated character that voted Tory it's that smug, checked trouser wearing fucker

59 minutes ago, Alberto2005 said:

If we don't get Guehi and sign Gomez given Mitchell has claimed he treats the owners money like own, I imagine he spends 75% of his wage on booze and pizza in the first weekend.

I'm in this post and I don't like it

55 minutes ago, Gawalls said:

You can’t have bad wishes on a guy for not wanting to live in a dessert just so we can have a bit more cash on hip.

Depends on the dessert really

Quite like the thought of retiring to an island made of cookie dough, surrounded by a sea of custard with pools of rice pudding or strawberry angel delight

Hope this helps everyone get over Captain Steak Bakes Tits

Shoe in for the John Candy role in a Cool Runnings reboot

1 hour ago, RobsonsWonderland said:

Ryan Giggs

Ryan Giggs Brother

Ryan Giggs Brothers Wife

Can you imagine the announcement video? 

Douglas had his name on 2 articles in the i newspaper today about England chasing Howe today.

The first carried an actual quote from Eales saying there is no release figure in Howes contract.

The other one said there is a £5m release clause in his contract.

Top drawer work there bonnie lad

I'd be clearing a place on the sideboard for your Pultizer prize

2 hours ago, jack j said:

Probably been done but as I'm sweating for some rumours. Who would people's dream but realistic 3 signings be for Right wing, centre back and one tother ?

Mbeumo

Thiaw

Tammy Abraham

29 minutes ago, nufcjmc said:

I know it was only rumour but didn't city get put off westham wanting 80/90m for paqueta? Obviously before the betting thing came out. Sometimes the value to the current team is more than what they would be worth if there was 3 or 4 similar players for sale around. Ultimately as people have said we are compensated massively or he stays whether or not that constitutes a fair deal for the other club I guess I don't care.  I hope he gives us another year and we can maybe get ourselves back into the champions league. 

 

 

 

From memory I think they walked away because of the potential betting issue

37 minutes ago, Menace said:

Going to Wolves to ask how his son is getting on breaches him being on gardening leave how exactly? Assuming that was the reason for the visit of course.

 

 

 

Ashworth met with Matt Hobbs who is a Wolves sporting director who's main remit is the first team

I would suggest that it is unlikely that any other parents of academy players would be granted access to such a high ranking member of Wolves' management team

If the meeting was about how his son was progessing surely the first point of contact would be someone who works with the academy players day to day and not a board member

Of course none of the above proves he is in breach of contract but it does raise questions as to his motives

3 hours ago, Arknor said:

Have to wonder if that decision to come forward was imposed on him by someone else.

You do it, or I will.

If you do have a problem, and genuinely do want help then I guess you have no choice but to come clean.

 

 

 

I'm guessing as part of his counselling he was encouraged to disclose any previous enfringements

It's hard enough to beat an addiction without keeping secrets

The first step to beat inner demons is being honest with yourself and the people around you

Mike Ashleys dad getting so pissed at Christmas 1963 he couldn't put on a condom

Fingers crossed

27 minutes ago, Jack27 said:

 

I would love to get involved in the Wrexham pantomine

Ohhhhh no you wouldn't

Confident that I won't be the first to say this but Rob M on Twitter is comfortably the biggest bellend associated with the NUFC social media crowd

Really can't see Will Still and his brothers leaving 5th top Reims and his status as one of Europes upcoming coaches to risk it all at a midtable Championship side with a limited budget.

Surely he'll have an eye out for a Premiership club or at least a Championship club with parachute payments and money to spend.

Somewhere like Brentford, Brighton or West Ham when their current manangers move on.

Possibly Burnley or Forest if they go down although the Forest job could be a challenge with the owner.

For some reason I can see him rocking up at Crystal Palace and being a good fit.

18 hours ago, Groundhog63 said:

GB News are gonna trial a new show called Gammonbox, apparently. 

Loads of old white men watch things with Gary Liniker in and are filmed necking cans of Stella in between hockling on their tv screens with apoplectic, unbridled rage. 

I could definitely get behind that show just for the amount of sweepstakes I run at work. 

First gammon to have their hard drive checked

First to be photographed with Farage

First to stand in an election and lose their deposit

First to have their marriage break down live on screen

First to keel over with a cardiac while watching a trans rights debate on the Jeremy Vine show

First to be have Dark Justice turn up on their doorstep during Coronation Street

The possibilities are endless

21 minutes ago, Geordie Ahmed said:

Yeah, they need 14 clubs to vote for it to be passed

 

City, Brighton, Bournemouth, Chelsea and ourselves will likely to vote against it, would need 2 more clubs 

Possibly Everton with their 777 takeover in the pipeline also I seem to remember that Burnley voted against the 'Fair market value' stipulation but i may have imagined that 

1 hour ago, The Butcher said:

We need about 15 new players to win the league like.

We also need Man City to replace Pep with Steve Bruce