UpTheToon

Massive cockend. He's like a really bad palm reader. Vague tweets so if anything actually happens he can say "See, I knew all along!".

Sunderland I think it said, just read it and laughed, it's just some cock talking shite.

Classy. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=720277 Edit.. Been deleted. Saying Nufc fans coming back from the 'pool game were on the train and a 'welcoming commitee' were waiting for them at another stop.

NUFC have been confident all along he wants to come to us so agreeing terms isn't the biggest hurdle, surely agreeing a fee is?

its hard to be angry at them for wanting to keep one of their best players. What if it were the other way round and it was twente offering us £11m for Ben arfa or cisse?

You wrote that shite yourself?

Ancient.

Need to see the new one in person. Looks a bit... clingy and moob enhancing.

We've extended our deal with Puma according to George Caulkin. Booo... not a big fan of the Puma shirts. Lets have Asics back.

A nice boost for Chelsea's summer transfer budget then, they'll be able to buy Tiote with the TV pool money alone.

It's hard work watching this. We need another goal, they're bound to score at somepoint. Good half.

Are they!? Is that a surprise to anyone else or just me?

This is one of my main gripes with the SJP crowd like, there was people shouting for Krul to shoot yesterday from the half way line ffs He can't shoot for shit like. The Arsenal goal was a fluke, not everyone since that have gone out for a goalkick/throw in. Doesn't mean he isn't awesome.

Poor that. Essential viewing. Why did you have to photoshop the phone's screen?!

Cracking waistcoat.

Not a massive surprise he isn't playing. If he gets injured it will be harder to sell him.

Game back on!

That's a definite no on zog then.

Confirmed now. Wonder if he'll manage more than a handful of games.

I hope you are the the user with the same name on twitter. We could do with someone making awful transfer predictions and wild speculation based on newspaper reports and passing them off as gospel on the forum.

What's the story with the bore hole anyway? Free water?! Is that is? They could at least throw Smith down it and make it worth the while...

EDIT:... was posted last night... nothing to see here... Ireland... and Gibson? http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Newcastle-plotting-to-hijack-Sunderland-s-move-for-Manchester-United-s-Darron-Gibson-article752444.html

Fucking hell that's annoying.

Spear, Ranger and now Tozer. Not a great result for youth development.

IMO think Marveaux is ideal for both clubs, lets Liverpool pursue better Downing/N'Zogbia or Mata, whilst Toon get decent winger #lfc #nufc Fuck off Graeme Bailey...