Oakie Doke

start as we mean to go on.

It's not so much the fact that it happened to Ba, it's just comical to see someone fully thwacked right in the face. Unless it happens to you of course.

I prefer not knowing.

he'll tell them to do it for the PA guy and that will fire them up.

great half. Proud of the lads. Same again please.

CORNER! We're good at these.

He was saying "that's how you fucking get on the end of a cross you twats".

Yep, take him off now, he's peaked In fact retire his number.

is Torres... ginger?

I FUCKING LOVE YOU JONAS AND ALWAYS WILL!

he looks like how Shaun Goater permanently looks.

Ba's nose has literally doubled in size.

Ba in desperate need of some strawberry syrup.

Jonas would have scored.

misses a sitter, misses an open goal and then gets booted in the face. Perfect.

yes keep showing it

hope that fucking hurt, Ba.

it's on that fine line between yellow and red. Orange card.

red. shudda been.

I think he got him. :'(

good pass from Jonas

I think the tannoy man has had a breakdown, locked himself in that room Shawshank style and is playing Can't Take My Eyes off You by Andy Williams, cutting in with "St James' Park this afternoon" every few minutes. Only explanation.

and the stadium announcer keeps saying something about "St James' Park this afternoon" in a jolly voice whilst the band bellows out. This definitely isn't happening in real life

You have no souls.