Oakie Doke

YOHAAAAAAAN, you had me but I never had you I wanted you, you didn't want me So I, I just got to tell you Goodbye, Cabaye

Cabaye leaving is reminiscent of the time my wife walked out on me. I still masterbate to her voicemail.

but enough about Fabio Borini

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_3514_1372856851.png

I think we should take a chance on Charlie Austin. Saw him play at the weekend and he's just a natural goalscorer. Reminds me of a young Bill Appleyard.

can we really trust a man whose name is an anagram of "unclean lint roll"?

we should put this quote in the forum banner.

change the thread title already

:lol: thread title change! That is top drawer.

Sell Cabaye. Recall Amalfitano. http://l.wigflip.com/C6r99YoY/roflbot.jpg

and hideously ugly.

I'm in Scotland and it's not available those Scots sure are a contentious people.

did find this post-match interview though.

"You can take our oil, but you'll never watch our Youtube videos!"

and not even a good Liverpool FC. He left us for a team being built around Jay Spearing.

Ricky van Wolfswinkel has "random footballer from the 2010s" written all over him. I can't bloody wait for that thread.

and humanity.

I sense a caption competition for this. West Ham manager Sam Allardyce gestures towards his players from the technical area. Upton Park, London.

and suddenly there's no one in the stadium

Gosling's been anonymous.

well played Simpson, may get that new contract yet.

yeah but Pardew could be seen mouthing "I wish Gosling was here".

2 goals in 2 games in which he scored

I'm hearing Hatem for Saylor.