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Back in the bottom 3 then!!!!!!

I was unaware games only lasted 65 minutes these days!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Our games usually only last 45.

Capello must sit up and take notice of Shola now!

And Dave.. have you seen Dyers goals and assists.

Duff scored more goals this season already than Dyer in the majority of his full seasons here.

 

Dyer could pass and move at pace. He never scored or created many but as part of our team he pissed on Duff's contribution from a great height.

 

Can't believe this is even in question tbh.

 

He really didnt.  He couldnt pass, he could run.. like a headless chicken.  It says alot that his entire time here he was played right back, right midfield, center midfield and secondary striker. 

 

He was useless

 

Are you drunk?

 

I can't believe everyone has forgotten how bad he was! 

Just because we got into Champs League and he doesnt play for us now, its easy to look back on him and view him as a pivotal and he contributed.  He was terrible.  He couldnt pass at all!  He didnt have a brain.  He ran like a headless chicken with no positional sense.  He didnt have a good shot on him. no good in the air.

Duff has a brain, can cross, can score goals.  Just his legs have gone.

Disagree strongly, Duff has never been anything more than a pacy forward who could get beyond the full backs. The reason he is so gash now is because he can't do that anymore. He has no guile or invention.

Colo and Cacapa want to get together and swap attackers. Zamora is too big for cacapa in the air, just won another header.

Duff's not even a tenth of the player he was at Chelsea. It's so depressing.....

Fulham may be short on class, but their midfielder are all workers.

We won't win the game unless we can compete in the middle.

Pity we have Nicky "the legend" Butt strolling around in the engineroom.

There is always a second chance, if Ashley dismantles the DOF system, re-appoints Keegan, gives him £30 million in Jan with the promise of £30 million every following transer window he'll be welcomed back with open arms.

Not going to happen though.

Depends on the club and circumstances. I don't think the circumstances at Newcastle now are ideal for a foreign manager.

 

For where Spurs were last season, Ramos was the perfect appointment. They were the ones on the brink of the top 4, and no manager in this country has really had experience of doing that, whereas in Spain Ramos had done something similar with Sevilla. Now though rock-bottom, the safe option was Redknapp, who's had experience of getting clubs out of a hole.

I think this is very true, no-one is expecting Redknapp to break  into the top 4 not even Levy. The Spurs' "Ramos Project" has put the club back 5 years and all Redknapp is expected to do is get them out of the bottom three and into the top half of the table. The media are jumping out of their foreskins because their blue-eyed boy has finally been given a chance at a big club but Redknapp was not even on the agenda when Spurs were sniffing around Ramos.

I think there is a perception that foreign managers think a bit more about the game and are better educated in footballing terms. The real acid test for British/Irish managers will be the next time Man Utd/Chelsea/Liverpool/Arsenal need a new manager. Will one of them take the plunge on a Mark Hughes, Roy Kean or Sam Allardyce (ok that one was a joke) or will they bring in a continental big name a la Mourinho etc.

Given - 6 - Should have stayed in his area. Far more difficult for the striker when the keeper can stretch himself

Beye - 7 - Solid, supplied the 2nd

Colo - 7 - Got done for the goal but other wise good

Taylor - 6 - Talent or liability, still not sure

Enrique - 6 - Got better as the game got on especially distribution. Great turn of speed at the end to usher Miller out of play

Duff - 7.5 - MOM Apart from the goal he worked his arse off, and showed a turn of foot

Barton - 7 - Tired as the game went on but always looks for the forward pass

Guthrie - 6 - Needs to stay more central, especially when against a 3 man midfield

Jonas - 7 - The boy is class. Better on the left

Ameobi - 7 - Won lots in the air, distribution ok/poor. Won the penalty

Martins - 6 - Erratic. Great work rate poor composure

Pretty accurate but I'd swap Ameobi and Martins round. Martins scored, burst through a few times and gave us an attacking impetus. Some of his passing and shooting was awry (as usual) but he looked like he had a goal or two in him.

Ameobi is much maligned but he mostly deserves it, he didn't really do anything well. Law of averages dictates he will score occasionally but it's mostly by accident.

I'd also drop Colo to a six, he was pretty solid, building on a couple of impressive performances, but he was at fault for the goal.

Why is it Taylor always playing last man defender anyway? Shouldn't he as the big strong stopper be dealing with the big guys and taking out the target man rather than sweeping up in front of the goalie?

Why is he always in that position?

 

He was playing Cisse onside, whilst not marking him, in fact, the only thing he could possibly have been doing in that position was blocking Given's view.

 

It's not the first time he's done it either, it's a bad habit that he's got that he needs to get out of.

It's like a game of footballing "pass the parcel" when the music stops everyone has to mark an attacker. Taylor is always the one left in the middle by himself

looking around as the ball is in the net.

B&Q advert just came on then. Classic.

You know you want that drill, go on go for it, treat yourself!

Chelsea vs Liverpool. Two of the 'big four!!!1!'. An 'early title decider!!!1!'.

 

All hype, no rivalry, no nothing. Feels like it's been on all day. What a waste of my life.

Its been a good game so far. If watching two of the top teams in the league clash is boring you go to B & Q or watch Countryfile FFS.

When we leak goals individual defenders are singled out for bad positional play etc.

I've done it, blamed Taylor, Colo etc for goals but the more I think about the more I think there

is a collective responsibilty.

The defence seem like total strangers, fair enough there has been personnel changes but we could basically fit

all of our first team defenders in a taxi so they must all fucking know each other by now.

There is a distinct lack of communication on the pitch, often when Taylor or Colo get caught out they are trying to cover another player

that one of the fullbacks should be picking up.

The amount of times opposition players have drifted into the box, undetected, between 3 or 4 black and white shirts to have a free shot/header beggars

belief.

I know Keegan's attempt to bring a "defensive coach" in didn't seem to bear fruit but we need to be looking at something. Four players playing their

own game without any reference to what their defensive team-mates are doing is a recipe for disaster and we look a shambles at times.

A well drilled defence can overcome individual frailties and a lack of ability, at least until we bring more quality into our defensive ranks.

Cant begrudge the scum that one.

 

They deserved all three points.

 

Complete role reversal of years past, one team capable of playing sharp, quick, effective attacking football and another pumping the ball down the opposite and an running around like donkeys with a slapped arse.

 

Dissapointing effort from the lads, effort might be harsh as they did try working hard but left their brains in the SJP dressing room.

 

Good to have Jonas and Barton back in the fold on few of the positive points of a gloomy miserable day.

Spot on, too many unintelligent, wasted, passes, pointless long balls. The "footballing IQ" of this team is very low indeed.

Doesn't help when we are missing "clever" players like Owen.

Can't really fault the effort but you can't polish a turd and we have a few turds.

Too many non-performances to be in with any real chance.

Beye very poor (Just back from injury), Bassong all over the place (Out of position)

Duff very average (Shit player). No real impetus from midfield until Jonas and Barton came on.

Shola once again showed why he'll never be a premiership player, never mind he has potential eh?

I used to wear Stone Island 10 - 15 years ago. Decked out head to toe in the stuff.

I grew out of it........

I left 5 mins before the end and missed the last two goals.

Lots of morons sat around me dragged the average IQ of the stadium down quite a bit.

No alchohol being served at the ground!!!!

Lacklustre performance but an inevitable result.

I think England are missing a "playmaker" in the middle, a give and go man with an eye for the intricate pass. What

Bobby Robson referred to as a "door opener".

Gerrard, Lampard etc are not "playmakers" in the classic sense. I would maybe put Joe Cole in the middle, or the tip of a diamond behind the front two

and let hims get on with it, he could pull the strings.

I'm off to this game. Capello has managed to infuse a bit of confidence in this side.

Can't see anything other than a comfortable win: 3-0.

First visit to the "new" Wembley, looking forward to it.

Duff is finished, what a transformation from jet-heeled winger to plodding donkey.

There is nothing that can be done, it's not a form thing or something in his head. He just doesn't seem

physically capable anymore.

Now the pace has gone he has been brutally exposed as a very average footballer.

He doesn't seem to have any confidence in his body's ability to take him past a man so he hold the ball up/cuts inside

more often than not losing possession or slowing the attack down.

dont like cockney mags dont like foreign mags dont like charvs that make us like s**** on tv apart from that we have a decent core support who will always be there

 

Sad iyam.

to be fair me fatha is a cockney, was looking for a bite didn't get much tho  :colo:

I'm a Geordie, but I now live in London. If it wasn't for the "Cockney" Mags, and various others, our away end at Arsenal and West Ham would have been a bit thin, believe me.

In the history of the club these are relatively halcyon days.

Ok, it's not the younger fans fault that they were only a blob of spunk when the club was really shit.

However, lets get a bit of perspective, 45,000 - 52,000 crowds, awesome stadium, international players?

How times have changed! I'll never forget that crushing feeling as a lad collecting the Panini sticker albums.

How I wished to be able to lovingly collect all of Newcastle United's players and carefully place them into that

well thumbed album. But no, Second Division clubs only ever got the team photo and the club badge and they

were like gold dust on Tyneside! Fucking dark days indeed!  :'(

Gotta love Oba. Very honest coments. Gutted if he goes. If he starts on Sat we have half a chance, if he doesn't i fear the worst now that Keegan and Milner have gone.

 

Ah man I wish you hadn't just said that 

Milner would come in more than a little bit handy now as he'd have to be a better option than Duff or Geremi on the RW. Never understood his critics. He was clearly one of our best players. Fantastic young player. O'neil is no mug and paid £12m and Benitez wanted him too. 

Spot on, his critics didn't like him because he didn't run 150mph like a headless chicken. Twelve million quid is great but not when its sitting in some cunts bank account and not back on the pitch in the form of re-investment.

Tremendous Hull. Put our over-paid prima-donnas to shame.

Totally agree, they showed the most important quality footballers should possess; intelligence.

No wild boots into the ether, no panicking under pressure, always looked for a team-mate to pass to, made it look simple.

Fair enough they were under the cosh for most of the match but they didn't set their stall out to draw Allardyce style, they

went for it with two strikers and got their just desserts.

Well done. 

I have visions of the entire team trying to escape from the ground through the team bath, a la "Escape to Victory".

Just as they are about to do a runner into the Newcastle sewer system and to safety a lone voice pipes up.

"come on lads, we can win this". The players then head back up into the ground and out onto the pitch and

we win 3-2!

Keegan was holding on for the end of the tranfer window. I'm sure he was as shocked as the rest of us that

the new "management system" had let us go into the season as short manned and pitifully unprepared for

a PL season. Those chickens are now well and truly home to roost.