Neil

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Oh look, there's that really important thing I need to do for the next 30 minutes.

Wouldn't even rule out Valencia making a game of it.

I can see him.

Errr.... what's happened in the last 10 minutes?

Should be 2-0 Bilbao.

Bilbao 1-0.

What a stupid suggestion.

FFS, she's got her fucking unfunny face on TV via football matches as well?

Have a feeling you're reading that wrong Yorkie. It'll mean "person to score goal number 1 [in the match]".

Seem to be using their inferiority as some sort of good "classy" thing. When the pressure's on and your rivals suffered relegation but are within 3 years miles ahead, it's time to point the finger at anything, anyone, but yourselves.

Anyone else tickled by this comment? It's such a pointless, boring, lazy and utterly empty sentence. Befitting of Lawro.

In fairness, his name isn't far off 'Shola'.

Class kitchen offer that.

Fair play to Chelsea, put in a hell of a shift tonight. Yes, they got lucky because Barca's finishing was fucking woeful, but it makes for a very interesting 2nd leg. Man of the match award goes to the ground for taking some brutal hits from Drogba's flailing carcass.

Hahahaha. No.

Finally..... FINALLY....... FINALLY!!!!

Real are still favourites, but that Gomez goal really sets up an interesting 2nd leg. 1-1 would have been virtually game over IMO.

Hahahaha!!!

Reading score!

Marcelo, nice.

Just seen the bottom of the Championship. Doncaster already down as we know. As it stands, a goal for Bristol City will send both Portsmouth and Coventry down.

That said, I'm fairly sure Ramos tries to cynically hack down his alarm clock when he gets up in the morning, before rolling around in bed due to catching the edge of the bedside table.

Agree about Kewell being outstanding before injuries took over, but him over Giggs in all-time Premier League XI is ridiculous.

MARIO!!!!