Neil

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FANTASY FOOTY.

This could be 4 or 5 now.

He's quite good.

Almost positive there'll be some bonus points.

He waits until after they've scored to bring him on.

If Silva doesn't get bonus points here I'm single-handedly going to break FF.... again.

Zzzzzzzzzzeko.

Not a single Man City player anywhere near the 6 yard box.

Need it be confirmed I have a bet on Man City -1? Bang, bar. Bang, bar.

Blimey. Unlucky.

Vorm having a very good match.

Can't keep a shot down from 15 yards, Jesus Christ.

Absolutely no cohesion. It's as though they're a dysfunctional group of expensive players.

This is pretty bad stuff from Man City like. Wouldn't fear playing them for a second, though that's probably because we keep beating them.

Argh, 10 FF points were so close.

True. Interesting to see if they're so patient in possession vs Wigan at home next week.

Barry.

Wahey, they've woken up!

So which team is the one with 100s of millions to spend?

Impressive stuff from Swansea so far.

A heavyweight £12 on Man City -1. Unlucky everyone.

What the hell is this technology bullshit? (Don't think I saw any Sky Sports MNF last year).

Is that the classic Monday Night Footy music I hear in the background?

He was decent enough yesterday, though it might be because he had Redknapp next to him hence couldn't have sounded worse.