The Prophet

The Premier League will just whack logos and official music all over the shop, that'll soon sort all this pesky competition buisness.

Been 8th for about a month now. Not too bad.

Stop stealing Tyler's thunder man.

Whenever I hear the 'magedia' it makes me cringe, sad bastards.

:lol: Almost as good as the infamous: 'There's no greater sight than Henry opening his legs and coming onto the ball'

Uh-oh, Bale's in 'overdrive'

Should of put it to bed like.

Crap goalkeeping like.

Hoddle completely missing the point.

What an abysmal set of transfers: Taylor for Senderos: We stop keeping clean sheets, Fulham start keeping them. Jarvis for Dempsey: Jarvis does nothing, Dempsey has a goal and two assists. Cabaye for Ramires: Cabaye has two assists, Ramires has two goals. Odeminwinge for Graham: Odemwinge does nothing, Graham has a goal. I've probably lost a good thirty points right there. Christ. Edit: Missed out on 17 points to be precise, due to Senderos not playing. Not too bad I suppose.

Hamburg losing again.

I might actually hate Clint Dempsey.

Dempsey can kiss my pasty white arse. Actually he can join the line behind Ramires, c***s the pair of them.

That QPR defense has been due a good hiding like.

What's Mr. Capello thinking? 'Parker and Barry, they might as well give us the European Cup now.'

Just about to say this. A f***ing abomination of a co-commentator. Has been trotting out the usual cliches already, the c***. Surprised Alan Smith isn't doing this tbh. What were they thinking when they signed him up. Fills the normal Sky criteria for a pundit I guess: Thick as mince Minimal football knowledge Knows his way around a cliche Horrible voice that forces you to consider watching on mute

Eurgh, Gary Neville. My TV needs a new filter.

Didn't the ref tell Ben Arfa to 'get up'?

2-0 Fulham. Murphy penalty.

Wow Ray has given 'Frank' man of the match. I'm truly shocked, really I didn't see it coming like a mile of bad road at all.

Aye, can't beat a few early points on the board.

f*** knows who on here. Just I heard someone last night say something like "imagine how good we'd be if Carroll was still here". Really annoyed me, we would be much worse off because he's crap. Aye couple of blokes in the boozer yesterday produces some gems. Apparently our start to the season is 'alright' while his mate accepted it was 'OK'. There was also a moment when Ba had the ball and was surrounded by three defenders and he went backwards they shouted 'what are you doing man!? That's crap' I too was expecting a Messi-esque dribble and a finish from the edge of the box. To be fair to them, I love taking the p*ss when I'm watching in a pub, was screaming for a penalty yesterday when Ba had that slip in the 2nd half when about to shoot. The thing is they were being deadly serious, worrying.

Wilkins really is a cretinous human being.

f*** knows who on here. Just I heard someone last night say something like "imagine how good we'd be if Carroll was still here". Really annoyed me, we would be much worse off because he's crap. Aye couple of blokes in the boozer yesterday produces some gems. Apparently our start to the season is 'alright' while his mate accepted it was 'OK'. There was also a moment when Ba had the ball and was surrounded by three defenders and he went backwards they shouted 'what are you doing man!? That's crap' I too was expecting a Messi-esque dribble and a finish from the edge of the box.