The Prophet

At least that ends the most boring transfer saga of all time.

Massive blow for them.

Man United v Reading replay please.

Probably Ashby and that'll be it.

Hideous source, but a rumour is a rumour.

Not sure what Gusto is thinking. Has so much potential but he'll always be playing second fiddle to James.

Speak to Everyone fans at the end of last season and he was the boy wonder that kept them up. This season the same fans are saying he can't kick a ball. He's definetly lost form, but Everton fans are exactly where we were under Steve Bruce, burn it all down.

Not sure what the big deal is. I took 43 micrograms of acid and I could fly a spaceship.

No idea on that one.

Leicester throwing some cash about. They come into money?

Another one that sounds like it'll get done. Player wants the move, West Ham will want a few for him and he's a long term target.

Is that not the "famous black and white people carrier"?