Geordie Ahmed

If McClaren isn't going to play him then we might as well have used the money/squad space on a centre back/left back, same applies to Doumbia

Must be some Ginger Union

Sunderland at least look like a team,we are done along with Norwich

Said a long time ago it was 2 from us, Norwich and the Mackems. Now it's definitely us and Norwich

Well the statement from the players was clearly bollocks

Damn, no clean sheet for Smith

Just quit

Get Riviere off you moron, he is utter crap

Lol, just get relegated now

BT Sport technical problems, ffs

2-2

Sanchez, get in

There it is, hat-trick for Messi

Barca such a great side BUT crap at penalties

Suarez misses

Messi on a hat-trick BUT letting Suarez take it

Rayo with another sending off and conceded a penalty

2-0, Messi

Awful mistake from Rayo keeper, Rakitic gives Barca the lead

And there it is, just shit

Went for Mahrez as captain, usually my captain choice fails so I expect Mahrez to flop

Hate Pardew so will enjoy it if he fails to win BUT would prefer the Mackems to lose, for us to have a chance of staying in the league I think we need to finish above them

Sevilla take the lead, damn

What a goal from Yaya

Toure misses a sitter