Super Duper Branko Strupar

Do I put something up my bum or what?! I feel like I need to be escalating...

The abuse Ive got over the years for not reacting to things as positively as I do NUFC is wild.

PL have the legal power to disqualify us from competition if found KSA running the club.

I'd love to be sitting with Keegan right now...

I dont know what to do.....

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

Whooooop there it is!!!!

Why the fuck does it have to be an international weekend?! Imagine if there was a home match on Saturday man!

Except its not his NUFC, is it?!

EDIT: FFS

Urgh. Just saw the end of that Wraith interview after turning it off when he came on. Thanking Stavely, Reubens and PIF. Fuck off you pathetic little suck arse.

Fuck off Wraith

Anyone got a workaround for casting Sky Go? Fuckers blocking sharing.

Always love that Rob Lee 'Middlesbrough is closer to London' story.

I honestly wish I only had 1!

Was meant to be sorting the gardens out today. Took a couple of days off work. Glorious day outside. Should be sunning it up weeding and cutting back bushes. Istead I'm not leaving the TV and this forum.

What a day!

Mine can be the pre watershed version.

If I was any good at video production I'd do an aeriel view of Newcastle and St James' looking dark and lifeless. Then St James' beats and lights up. Then beats again, and again, spreading throughout the city. Melodramatic maybe, but it's how this last 14 years has made me feel. We're back.

This is the third time by my count.

Getting 502s now. @HUGZ, up the aws budget.