Super Duper Branko Strupar

Can someone start a Lewis Gibson thread? This is fucking dire.

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Why is Chance the Rapper in Norwich?

I have no idea really about this lad, how much potential he's shown, what his performances have been like, whether this is a good price etc etc etc, but I'm fucking ecstatic

I will brick Ashley's wife in the face if Benitez goes like.

People in glass houses...

I've been wanting Rondon for a while but my interest cooled with his early performances at West Brom. Started to come more in to his ownlast year, hard to judge what he'dll be like for us after watching him try in such an abortion of a side for 2 years. He made some good progress last year though which is promising. £32m is ridic, mind.

I refuse to click their links now. It's legitimately the worst performing website I've ever been on.

Wot?

The piece has come straight from Rafa - no way Martin Hardy would risk the relationship he has with him (Rafa) by speculating himself. But the one good thing is I see it as proof that Rafa desperately wants to stay - it's another warning shot to Ashley, same as after January. But how many more can he send out before giving up? Ashley doesn't care who he pisses off, he has zero respect for anyone. Especially you.

What else is he going to say? Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? The lack of signings here so far is really quite atrocious. Canny.

What else is he going to say? Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Fucking awful.

I'm also a bit concerned now (and hoping for significant news on at least one deal today), but just a quick input to say that we are starting a week later than we did last season date-wise. I know it only removes Gamez and Hayden being imminent from the equation and means that we're still two players behind instead of three, but still. Areet, Colin.

I've heard this today, too.

Ronaldo incoming in 3...2...1... Thank you for the introduction. Off the top of my head: Albert, Howey, Peacock and Watson if we're talking a quartet of players capable of playing at CB. Darren Peacock?! Yee for real?

Don't get me wrong, in some cases I agree a train is better. Off to the Hearts game next week and the train ride is better than driving up, same if I was going to London (train or plane). Cars these days arn't exactly hard to drive, automatic, cruise control, automatic distancing, makes driving a breeze.

First since Jakub Pledg wasn't the last one Mr Alan Sheener? I'm glad I have higher standards than this.

First since Jakub Pledg Went through so many brands of polish trying to look for one that sounded like an ex player of ours.

How would neesy know like? Wow.

Any f***ing need. I don;t even know the context to this and I'm laughing.