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Neuer: I need your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle.

Anything can happen in a penalty shoot out but you'd presume Chelsea would have the mental edge like.

Are you really surprised? Disgracefully unambitious performance, I know they've been resilient but fuck me what a bunch of twats.

Need to apply Chelsea's luck to something more worthwhile like world hunger or the recession.

FUCKING HELL MAN.

Home one's areet, Lotto's kits aren't bad like.

Doesn't deserve to breathe.

Torres' all round play since he came on has been ace.

Tyler: What was that rolling behind the goal? G-Nev: It's a beachball. G-Nev's the best thing that's happened to football coverage in ages.

Drogba likes a dive, doesn't mean he wants to live in one.

Neville. "SOMETHING IS HAPPENING".

Drogba got sent off in extra time in his last CL final, didn't he?

Ain't a hope in hell.

What did Dinho bet on?

Completely undeserved btw. They'll score off a rolling ball FK in a minute.

Amazing Nev-gasm, man.

Nah, give it 5 minutes yet.

:lol: There goes your gameplan, daft cunts.

This, offensive performance. Wish I'd stayed out.

Yeah fuck that, I can't do it anymore.

Just tonight? Absolutely not, can't stand them.

Anti-football from Chelsea this evening.

Something that rhymes with swastika.

Chelsea hanging on in a fortunate fashion, who'd have thought it? Hate them with a passion.

Morgan will have egg on his face when he's informed that Channel 5 no longer have Europa League coverage.