Interpolic

Oh fuck off, will you.

Prankster alert.

Like what Actual pipes, they don't come cheap.

FFS man, Craig didn't even mention us. Ashley must have told him to go to Sunderland today as the events at SJP would make it impossible for Craig to shove his tongue up Ashley's hoop without finally getting caught out.

Here's Craig David.

This. The fannying around over getting a striker in has been incredible. Thank fuck we got Santon in with relative ease yesterday.

Totally forgotten why I was looking forward to today now.

Duels.

Can't decide whether to go to bed like. Feel like at least one new rumour will start this evening and be crushed within 20 minutes, not sure I want to miss that.

Cheers.

GM.

What we on at the minute out of interest?

I'm not even having a dig but I can't see Crouch wanting to go there, we'll see.

Fail. Mo-dee-bo Mai-ga? Or Mai-Ya-Ga?

http://philosophistry.com/scans/2010/okay-face.jpg

How exactly is his name pronounced? Does it work with this? Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze It means no worries for the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata!

FFS.

But his daughter in law is fit...

GTFI.

Even electricity would do.

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