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That's what I was thinking earlier, would be annoyed if I was a Fulham fan watching this. Get in!

Glad to see us knocking on the door near the end, hopefully we'll continue that into the second half. Agree that Sammy might provide a spark. If there was a Dreaminess attribute on FM, Cabaye would be a 20 like.

Great effort, Yohan.

Bit peeved half time is imminent, would rather they just swapped ends and carried on playing so we could get this over with ASAP.

Aye, I spotted that hypocritical pass earlier n'all.

Sadly we could do with Joey Barton in the side, we look really disjointed and a bit soulless.

Yeah, he's been really poor.

This co-commentator needs to realise he's watching a game between 2 mediocre Premier League sides. He's talking like we should be 4 up by now. Steven Taylor is such a div. The only outfield player who plays football with his hands.

Much better, howay lads.

Fulham 71% possession.

Unlucky, Jonas.

Surely there's a chance that we're going to play Lovenkrands and Obertan either side of Best? I can't see Jonas tucking in that much though so probably not. Would probably have made more sense to play Jonas and Obertan either side of Best and hoyed another central midfielder in.

208 days since we sold Andy Carroll and we're playing Lovenkrands and Best up front. The only thing I can say for Pardew is that at least he seems to be picking based on form. At least Lovenkrands and Best were on the end of things the other night while Ba was totally anonymous. I'm annoyed that we've intentionally weakened our right hand side as well though, total stupidity.

Hey, you need to have aims.

"The amount of chances we've squandered today really sums our week up". Does the whingeing cunt not realise that he's potentially creating a complex in the minds of his players with this stuff? Just shut up and get on with it, fatty.

Bruce coming out with the same thing in those emails every single week.

When good-looking goals from long range take deflections, completely tarnishing the goal when you see the replay and making you feel a fool for ever thinking it was a good goal.

And being rusty until Christmas, if we're lucky. I'd like to see him play off a striker as much as anyone else, but anyone that thinks us having this option is a reason why we could probably get by without another striker is being wildly optimistic imo.

This is what he does though - buys failing brands on their last legs and sells their gear so cheap in his shops that loads of fuckers buy it. Would imagine that aside from the brand already being known there's an appeal in the company having certain infrastructure in place, such as warehouses, factories and staff.

Says Jon sitting there trying to control his raging boner. You're the worst of the lot Erm, that's the joke lads.

Whoever was joking about us making our way down the French top scorers charts, exactly how many of these have we been linked with? The one I'm looking at doesn't go further down then that so La Roux ain't on there, but still.