Village Idiot

That's horrific. And by that I mean the curtains.

It was much better than I expected, particularly after the display against Betis. Almería didn't have much fight in them, granted, but Thiago and Afellay were brilliant tonight which is good news for us. All f***ing rosy then ey? Even with a team of bairns out there. Glad you're enjoying it. Dick. We would be lucky to get 35p for Bojan though!

It was much better than I expected, particularly after the display against Betis. Almería didn't have much fight in them, granted, but Thiago and Afellay were brilliant tonight which is good news for us.

Just wait until the Madrid press turns on him, they are starting to send mixed signals already.

He has - at least outwardly - looked very clumsy in his man management. Called out Albiol, Canales, León, Benzema in public so far this season. Did he do that at Inter? Rumor goes that the dressing room is split between the Portuguese clan and the rest. Still, he has already booked a ticket for a final against us. Win it, and the white half of Madrid will wank on his name.

bed? you've surely just only had your breakfast? Just very tired today. Had two loooooong work meetings.

Meh, why do we keep putting matches on at 22pm? I'm tired and I want to hit the bed, jeez.

I almost feel like it's my fault.

I'm not watching the Liverpool game, how is Suárez looking?

Patrick Vieira looks out of his depth.

What a boring PL night, to be frank.

FFS Bojan.

Yes. 8-0 aggregate.

Ahhh... about to finish the game.

Played 5 minutes yet? His second start tonight.

0-3. Afellay.

Didn't you (sort of) abolish your reserve side too?

I really doubt we'd get 35m for Bojan.

Rakitic starting for Sevilla. Daring. Madrid putting out their best (fit) XI.

Thiago, what a goal

Bentley crosses to Zigic. Assume that's going to be Plan A for the rest of the season.

Something I never understood... Tévez only speaks Spanish... how can he captain the squad?

Adriano 0-1 Yes, I'm actually relieved.

Highlights the fact that Carroll will thrive with the crosses of Liverpool's wingers.

New owners, they might not care. Chori Castro is a productive winger and he's assumed that will leave at the end of the season, De Guzmán is having a great season (amazing pickup on a free). Espanyol are also skint, and I'd invite you to nick their best players. Osvaldo is their most productive striker since the good Tamudo years and has a great drive, Luís García is also having a very good season but you seem covered on that department (off the striker).