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Post or text me when you know where you are going after Akbars.

I think all we really lacked was a bit of quality in the final third. The build up play and the pass and move was excellent. It just broke down when we got to the red zone. We didn't have a serious shot on goal till the 70th minute. Top performers on the blue team for me were Rich, LFEE, Ian W, Cunny and Theregulars.

May your sphincter rest in peace.

Challenge accepted. There is nowhere for you to hide.

Rumours are circulating that I ate two plates of breakfast this morning. I would like to correct this slanderous accusation and state that it was more like 1.68 plates of breakfast. The second one was nowhere near the same size as the first.

Challenge accepted.

Awwwwww yeah. Let the spectacularly rubbish football begin.

It's blatantly some Slavic international footballer if Dino is involved.

Transfer window is on fire. I'm officially green with envy. Or not. Whatevs.

I do. Nice one. Can you bring them along tomorrow morning? I'll get them back to you on Sunday.

Lies, they don't exist.

Pm me the rumour.

I have an emergency. I forgot to pack the wife's hair straighteners. This could cause a serious problem as she'll be miserable as sin tomorrow. Do any of you metro sexual lads own a pair of straighteners that I could lend off you tomorrow morning.

Sitting in my lovely hotel room n Jesmond. Dinner is booked, may pop to the cinema later. All excellent preparation for tomorrow. #allezlesbleus.

Whats that? Twitter? Well, it's a social networking website (that's something on the internet) where users sign up and send short messages or 'tweets' to their followers about all sorts of topics. You should check it out.

7am kick off. You not dying anymore Greg?? Feeling better, going to work tomorrow. Not sure I'll be in any state to play football on Saturday. Come on man. Don't be a big ginger fanny. I'll make sure you're not too busy.

Twitter is now involved. #RedVsBlueVII #allezlesbleus I'm leaving work in half hour and am mildly excited as I'm heading north in the morning to see you lovely guys.

7am kick off. You not dying anymore Greg??

Unacceptable, I'm out. Fucking huckster As if you were going to pay anyway.

The other thing is I want to have a bit of a laugh with the guys before the game, rebuild that famed blue team spirit. It's priceless.

This is the crux of it. I need to get to know the ball, caress it, love it, trust it. We need to build that relationship. It takes time.

Don't worry; I'll be there for you to soak up the inspiration. I really want your countless misplaced passes, wayward shots and general appalling ability to get picked up on video.

Yeah, pint or two after before dispersal for freshening up. I'll be getting there for 10am to soak up the big game atmosphere. Can't believe the gaffer is not gonna be there early though, turning up ten minutes before kick off is not going to inspire the troops.

I nominate Mrs. Rance I'd suggest it's less than 5% likely she'll even come to the match, let alone film it. She really hates football.

Thought I'd proper lost it when I came back and the thread had gone.