MKSC

Woah there, someone's just got aboard the banter bus! I'm the fucking conductor son. Ding Ding.

Eating is cheating. #fulltimelad

I've got dinner included at my hotel on Friday and Saturday. Gonna head home after the game on Sunday so I doubt I'll be joining in the full sit down meal malarkey. Hoping people are about on Friday for a light start to the weekend, nothing too heavy. Just a quiet couple somewhere. I'm (I mean We, keep forgetting I've got the wife with me this time) staying in Jesmond so don't even need to go in to town.

I think we'll head for one or two after our game at a nearby boozer and then arrange a meeting point for the evening festivities. I'll be really put out it N-O doesn't make a good show of itself for this one. Got a few new and less than regular lads attending so everyone should be out in force on the Saturday night. No excuse not to be absolutely massive.

I'm easy. Normally I'd just buy the tickets but I can't really afford it with the hotel and travel cost. Would have to buy for me and t'wife so near on £70. I'd rather drink the money.

They fucking better be. Out after the game and then out out later on. Also, I'm unlikely to buy tickets for the Citeh game so will be watching in town before heading off. If anyone else is of the same mind then let me know and we'll enjoy the ritual hammering with liquid refreshments.

Imagine that going out on the ESPN site. People the world over would be baffled. Nixon has the power to pull it off, I know this.

I hope you are going to stream a live presser with the two managers the night before the game.

Seems that a few people are being erased from the forum lately. N-O has turned in to a communist dictatorship, headed by the D.A.V.E group. Any of us could be next for deletion. My prayers are with you all, stay safe.

Mackematics marra. :D :D That's very good. :clap: Yeah, it was thoroughly original. Two years ago. Ah, my bad. Apologies for not knowing every post on here inside out. I'm cancelling Christmas so I can read and memorize the entire forum. About time tbh. Aye. I''m starting by going through MKSC's posts to see if I can work out why he hates Christmas. I have six kids. That's all the information you need to work that one out.

Mackematics marra. :D :D That's very good. :clap: Yeah, it was thoroughly original. Two years ago.

Just been browsing the Classic Football Shirts website, going to order myself in something blue as a treat. Absolutely loads of nice stuff on there in red and blue for £20-40. Just tossing up between Hamburg and Brescia. Tough choice. http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/265x/0dc2d03fe217f8c83829496872af24a0/i/m/image_16993.jpg http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/265x/0dc2d03fe217f8c83829496872af24a0/b/r/brescia-04-home-use.jpg

Newbies always get so excited. It's sweet really.

*adds Brett to "reducer" list* That there is fighting talk. Don't worry Brett/Ian, I've got your back.

Was starting to fret about booking up somewhere to stay for this and said to the wife we need to book soon. She was trying to keep a straight face but I could tell she already had. She caved in and said she booked the hotel in Jesmond weeks ago. Still need to book train tickets and match tickets but it would appear I am definitely coming. Good stuff.

Odds on them re-appointing saggy face?

AVB gone.

Have a look at airbnb.com, if there's a few you will get a decent price. https://www.airbnb.co.uk/rooms/1935918?checkin=10-01-2014&checkout=12-01-2014&s=9263

How much you talking? I've not sorted anything out yet either.

That's the first time in nearly 2 years you've acknowledged you didn't pay me for the ticket. I feel we are making progress in our relationship. FYI, any female conquests I speak of aren't fictional. They are however, historical, as it's been a fucking long time since I saw anything other than the wife on the end of my purple headed warrior.

I feel this point can't be emphasised strongly enough. Ps, make sure you get cash up front.

ITV always have two group games. BBC prefer to let them take two up front and make sure they get a knock out stage game. Obvs a risk if we go out but it's the way they always do it.

Now I see it. If the face looked more like Hatem it would be better, but good effort anyway.

Yeah, I'm just imagining the carnage of towns and cities up and down the country as people drink for 14 hours BEFORE kick off. Super sweet.

Nobody asked for your opinion Norway. And by Nobody I don't mean Nobody. I mean Nobody. You know what I mean. Fucking Towelie. Fucking Scandinavian bastards with their awkward user names and opinions on tournaments that don't concern them. Fuck.