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was good to finally get a Geordie on for the Newcastle based forum match, and Kev is the most Geordie bloke in the world so he was a good choice. A little surprised at his lack of respect for Coach Chris though, it's just discontent throughout the ranks over there in Redsville.

If you're in less than peak physical shape we could loan you to the reds, as we are stacked at the GK position.

Single and desperate?

Serves them right for pinning their hopes on the unreliable Gorilla Gorilla. Should have looked for a replacement years ago. Poor planning from the management.

Semtex is a red and he so desperately wants to be involved. You should get some comments from him, just to make him feel better.

The correct answer is Bantha. ZING!

What's your favourite giant beast from the Star Wars series?

don't play with his emotions Dino, it's not fair. It's not his emotions he wants to play with. Ian know's the score As do I, 3-1 to the reds Answering these points in turn; 1 - Dino, I love Yorkie, but you can do so much better. He has issues and baggage. 2 - Dino, I love you, but you are so wrong it hurts. I hope you go about your cancer research in a more thorough and scientific way than however you arrived at this conclusion. 1 - Yorkie is a diamond in the rough, with a bit of polish this young man will be Gosling hot. 2 - As for the score I've taken my managers credo to heart, everyone on the blue team is getting chopped. The bigger they are Colin the harder they fall. Watch your back. After the game though we're bezzies again I literally (Jamie) have no problem with it being an overly physical nay, violent, contest. It plays in to my skill set. My comfort zone. It's like sending the Eastbourne Retirement Village Ladies Over-85 Second XI to take on the Army Veterans Rugby Team. And the Rugby boys have been drinking strong continental lager and jaegerbombs for 2 days. It'll be proper nawty.

At least last time our keeper was actually registered to the forum. And before you whinge about me getting the same ref, you never responded to my PM. So What PM? Anyway these guys are signed up to the forum, or will be.. or at least be told which dormant username to claim they lurk as. You honestly getting your Dad to ref again? We'll be on hand with mobile access to the forum to question them on registration dates, previous posts and whether they think Messi is a wanker or not. They all sound Arabic, probably won't understand your wide boy language guv'nor. I'll get Lucas to translate for me. Amongst the other skills he listed I'm sure he speaks at least 17 languages.

At least last time our keeper was actually registered to the forum. And before you whinge about me getting the same ref, you never responded to my PM. So What PM? Anyway these guys are signed up to the forum, or will be.. or at least be told which dormant username to claim they lurk as. You honestly getting your Dad to ref again? We'll be on hand with mobile access to the forum to question them on registration dates, previous posts and whether they think Messi is a wanker or not.

don't play with his emotions Dino, it's not fair. It's not his emotions he wants to play with. Ian know's the score As do I, 3-1 to the reds Answering these points in turn; 1 - Dino, I love Yorkie, but you can do so much better. He has issues and baggage. 2 - Dino, I love you, but you are so wrong it hurts. I hope you go about your cancer research in a more thorough and scientific way than however you arrived at this conclusion.

don't play with his emotions Dino, it's not fair.

Just realised i've got the time off work...i'm in! You can't take that back now man, if yo don't show you'll get an IP ban.

You said that a little too quick Matt, like maybe you already had it in your mind. Or Ass. Something like that anyway.

I'd make sure you bring something to relieve jaw lock then if I were you, cos you gonna be gagging on lengths of blue team meat.

Maybe order some of these in, just to make sure it doesn't go too far. http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Gay_d5f979_1151340.jpg

http://www.troll.me/images/bush/thumbs-up-if-your-gay.jpg

I was thinking more along the lines of;

I'm just waiting for Rockers entrance music to kick in.

Give these a listen Slim.

Really should be keeping as central as possible. It's not like there is a shortage of reasonable places to eat/drink in town and it'll be easier for people to get there and back to wherever they are staying.

This would be unacceptable.

Nah, get minging instead This is very much my feeling about the evening.

...or experiencing the inevitable mauling! That's always the dilemma. Do you go and watch us get battered or stay away and miss us playing amazing and beat City? I normally tend to get it wrong mind so the rest of you should probably still go this week. Aahh, well that's the thing with a season ticket. You just go and support the team and hope for the best. I'm not being facetious here-honestly-I just mean that if whether or not you went to games depended on whether or not you thought we were going to get howked, you'd hardly go at all. Though I've had a season ticket before I had to pick and choose which games to go too as I couldn't make them all. If I lived in the area I'd go to every game regardless but I don't see that ever happening. I just can't justify spending the best part of £80 for me and the wife to go. I'd rather drink that money on Saturday night, maybe she'll even put out.

The real place to be on Sunday is in a pub watching the game, not in SJP. Could do with some decent organising for a starting point/time for Saturday night. If we leave it to sort on saturday afternoon it'll be a nightmare.