Revolution Number 9

Hang on, he's actually on the pitch and Cabaye isn't. It wasn't a joke?

Are you having my life?

Hope he rethinks that substitution at least then.

Aaagh.

Perch.

Sometimes I think Jonas pretends to be injured just so he can sit down and get a fucking rest. How much work does he do every game?

They even waste time when they're losing.

Ryan Taylor's become quite the whipping boy this game like, poor bastard.

Fucks sake they're all doing it

Giving them a lot of opportunities to get the ball in the box here. Wouldn't be shocked if we didn't come out of this with a clean sheet.

We didn't lose Andy Carroll in the summer like.

Unlucky Leon. Agree about him btw, he's very good IMO.

Not a foul, but book the cunt for being vile anyway.

GET IN YOU FUCKING LOVELY BASTARD!

Stokes next sponsored sub not happening then.

Look at these fucking monkeys trying to play it on the floor

Fucking hell Krul.

Do these linesmen know what their fucking jobs are?

Always s*** meself when Krul takes those first time kicks. Ever since Paul Robinson for England.

Crouch

That went out like.

Sponsored substitutions, fucking hell I thought we had it bad

Close!

Eh? Why is he wanker when they chose not to sign him?

It's like we're determined to get all our mistakes out of the way early