Revolution Number 9

How funny would it be if we touched the ball?

Will someone ask them if we can play?

Great tackle man.

Well this is fun.

Been really busy so haven't had the chance to get on here and rant about this fucking disgrace. But after waiting so long, I can't actually put together a good rant without it feeling anticlimactic. Fucks sake.

Fox's football segment really don't pull their punches when it comes to Blatter like

Is this Sammy's first premier league start? Be canny if it is like, away to the absolute best team in the league.

I lost it when he told that lad he had 'teeth like a burned down fence' tbh

More Sir Ricky greatness.

Shit, I've just realised that I posted the equivalent of a 'scouser at work said' story. I apologize profusely and promise it will never happen again.

I was talking to one the other week who was saying that Suarez doesn't dive, defenders simply can't handle him and hack him down more. Deluded loons, the lot of them.

I feel fairly confident that they could rest a fair few first teamers and still batter the shit out of us like.

I'm really stuck on whether to read his posts in a Sir Ian Mckellen voice or a Morgan Freeman voice.

Wonder if we can keep it below 3?

I'm going to assume that's not what Bruce actually said.

Agree, apart from Smith, of course. That bloke's just a lost cause.

Think the 4-4 is very deserved at the moment.

Cech with a broken nose, christ on a bike if he's got to wear a Stevie Taylor style face mask to go with his headgear he's going to look like a reet sort.

His face must melt a little more with every game we win.

Wireside's got his spool out and he's ready to rock tbh.

Aye.

Aye, howay you filthy scumbags.

His goal was almost as sexy as his lass.

MOTM for me too like, was superb today.