Revolution Number 9

Guarantee all this 'Cahill is shit' craic would have jinxed him into scoring if he was starting like.

Count Stracqula not starting then. Don't have any opinion on that, just wanted an excuse to call him Count Stracqula.

I'm happy to have Guthrie in there on his last two showings tbh. Good team.

Substitutes: Elliot, Santon, Perch, Gosling, Ben Arfa, Sammy Ameobi, Lovenkrands.

(4-4-2): Krul; Simpson, S.Taylor, Coloccini ©, R.Taylor; Marveaux, Cabaye, Guthrie, Gutierrez; Ba, Best.

It'll be up any minute now.

Carrying it out on the field as well, fucking hell! Wonder if they'll get a crowd in to watch.

There's an idea too. Nile Ranger committing a different crime for each month.

A Calendar of Mike Ashley posing in front of various Sports direct logos. December could be an advent calendar of sports direct logos. Every chocolate in the shape of a bit of cheap sportswear. Shit, we should pack this idea off to the big man, it's a definite hit.

Do you reckon the Mackem calender counts David Vaughan's fingers?

And add a removable sticker of each letter so you can collect your own bit of Sports Direct advertising over the months. Sure fire winner.

Sports Direct, in big red and blue letters, every month.

Get yourself a smartphone, which has a clock for every time zone. Love how you've wrote this as if it's a piss easy solution to his problem. "Hmm, wonder what time the match is. I know, I'll just nip out and get a smart phone at 6am in the morning!"

Someone's clearly got foreplay on the brain tbh.

The Lawro's predictions table on footballfacts.net is a joke like. So far it has us 15th, on 10 points.

There's a canny euphemism to be had from that too.

Said it before about Birtles' commentary, if Newcastle are losing then we aren't good enough, if Newcastle are winning then the other team's not good enough, and if Newcastle are drawing then neither team is good enough. Such a negative individual.

I was one of the ones giving him the most grief pre-match last night, I've got to hold my hands up and say he had a really good game

Christ on a fucking bike, this thread. I can't even find a facepalm image intense enough to describe calling Jonas a luxury player.

Arsenal were never "found out". The quality of their players declined and they became more vulnerable. Most teams are too overwhelmed at the Brittania to try and play football. The top sides have enough quality that they can enforce their style of play on anyone. It is a credit to the legitimate quality in the side that we can accomplish this. I'm going to print out a copy of this league table and post this on my wall, btw. Brilliant. Above Arsenal and Chelsea?! I'm going to spend tomorrow calling all of the African people in the world and laughing at them. This has me in kinks :lol: I'm nearly in tears laughing.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh72/Shunt666/Xzibit.jpg YO DAWG WE HERD YOU LIKE STOKE - http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/51362629/Xzibit+wtf.jpg Hang on, you what?

I can't even get on RTG at the moment Ah wey.

Full time and we're still fucking class

Pack it in man lads

That was the strangest description of a player by a commentator that I've ever heard, bar none.