Revolution Number 9

Survival of the fittest. The strong ones eat the weak ones and there is always a bigger fish. I want to see the one that ate peado mong on the cell phone. I want to remember their face. What's more interesting is that Rob Dorsett is the only one that always survives. The man must be a fucking monster.

Survival of the fittest. The strong ones eat the weak ones and there is always a bigger fish.

I'm off upstairs to jump out the window. Considering giving up on football and becoming a golf fan rather than watch another season of shit strikers fluffing chance after chance after chance.

Another season of Peter fucking Lovenkrands. Wonderful.

Can't believe these idiotic cunts.

Im from stoke, i actually know that guy, claims he's a diehard arsenal fan. http://www.facebook.com/#!/kirbygunner23 They've come for our heads!

...in a bomber aircraft.

Next time we see you Rob, you'll be tied up in a cauldron.

tbf, trying to evolve anything in Stoke seems futile.

What odds can you get on Rob Dorset being ritually sacrificed to the gods by 11pm?

Stoke have a doctor? Then what the fuck is he doing in there? GET OUT THERE AND HELP THOSE PEOPLE YOU MONSTER!

Standby. Everyone. While. We. Put. Fullstops. At. Random. Intervals. In. Whatwe're. Saying.

I reckon the next time we go to that presenter at Stoke the locals will have him in a cooking pot.

French sounding lass on that PaddyPower advert is ideal.

Telling you he's in league with creepy Sky Sports presenter bloke. Georgie was nabbed by the janitor on the way out as well.

So do we think Rachel's going in the same van as Hayley?

If I buy 3 Rice Crispies Square bars do I get the lass too?

It's dark in Stoke because they burn up in sunlight.

Fuck me, it's like they're shooting a sequel to The Shining.

Sure that Gary Cotterill looks so knackered because he's running up to Stoke every time they move the cameras there.

Completely forgot he existed

No Kaka.

We don't need a fucking attacking midfielder, we need a fucking striker!

35 fucking million and we couldn't get a proper strikeforce in. Fuck this.

Utter fucking disgrace. Our last saving throw, down the fucking drain.