Revolution Number 9

This bloke is fucking certifiable

Remember that, what a fucking divvie.

He's going to be in the running for signing of the season like.

Get with the times idea thief, I suggested this shit about 5 pages ago.

He's a centre mid isn't he? Cabaye's understudy surely.

Ridiculous. You make it seem that Wales have no right to have players as good pr even better as England's? The two players you highlighted actually developed in English academies anyway... Not really, just highlighting how much I feel their side's improved recently. Probably could have worded it better but there you go.

It's saying something that the welsh had 2 players on the pitch tonight that would have probably improved our midfield. Their team isn't bad at all and is fairly young too. They desperately need a quality striker other than Bellamy though.

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I'm guessing they have, but has anyone mentioned Newcastle United launching it's own lingerie range yet? http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/874611-newcastle-united-launch-sexy-lingerie-range-for-that-special-geordie-lass

Just been the unlucky victim of bad tackles so far IMO. If he gets another reasonably long-term injury not long after getting back then I'll start to worry.

Club wanted to ship him for big money, he was willing to jump at the first opportunity and the only ones who got fucked over were us fans. That's all there is to it IMO.

Body language

That raises the question; who the fuck DID they meet?

I think he's a fantastic talent, but not sure if I agree about us being a better team with him. I'd like to think we've evolved (or begun to evolve) away from a team which is built around him. howay mate, i admire your aspirations towards carpet football but we're a team that starts Peter Lovenkrands up front for f***s sake. there's no way on earth that's better than playing Carroll, we wouldnt have to build our team around him at all, it's fairly simple to set the team up to play the same but nick it in to Carroll if there's nowt else on. As a player who's great in the air and taking it on his chest, as well as tidy on the floor and good at bringing others into the game he'd improve us massively. Peter f***ing Lovenkrands ffs. Of course anyone would take Carroll ahead of what we've got but if we were really going to go back in for him I would rather spend that money on a different kind of striker instead. that's not the point that was being discussed But if we were in a position where we could offer £10m for Carroll then we would also be in a position where we can offer that same £10m for someone else, no? He had his chance here and blew it when he buggered off to the bindippers, bringing him back would not be a good move for any party involved IMO. We need to look to the future, work on playing the kind of football a team with players like Cabaye and Ben Arfa should and bring in a forward who will suit that style of play.

I think he's a fantastic talent, but not sure if I agree about us being a better team with him. I'd like to think we've evolved (or begun to evolve) away from a team which is built around him. howay mate, i admire your aspirations towards carpet football but we're a team that starts Peter Lovenkrands up front for f***s sake. there's no way on earth that's better than playing Carroll, we wouldnt have to build our team around him at all, it's fairly simple to set the team up to play the same but nick it in to Carroll if there's nowt else on. As a player who's great in the air and taking it on his chest, as well as tidy on the floor and good at bringing others into the game he'd improve us massively. Peter f***ing Lovenkrands ffs. Of course anyone would take Carroll ahead of what we've got but if we were really going to go back in for him I would rather spend that money on a different kind of striker instead.

Don't want him back. What's done is done and bringing him back will make it all too easy for us to just return to type and start playing the long diagonal ball rather than the carpet footy we have the potential to play this season.

This shit has changed my life.

He says he might sign up to tell you all what he thinks of you lot too. I've been going through the 'twitter transfer bollocks' thread and I've been copy/pasting him all the posts where people have called him a c***, said they want to pummel his face in, ranked him up there with Hitler etc.

Right, I'm not linking the other forum, partially because he asked me not to, partially because you would need to sign up to see the posts and partially because I feel proper fucking special being the only one ITK Trying to get him to put his reply to the pleasant name you've asked me to call him on the actual account. Or even sign up to the forum.

Aye, Cwarr7 Any more c*** requests? I want to keep it to one post if I can.

Talking to him (only know one, not the other 2) on another football forum atm.

Anyone else? I may as well make a list.

Not me no, there are 3 people behind the account and I'm literally talking to one of them right now