Revolution Number 9

Fucks sake. Hope gone, now in pessimism mode. There's no way we'll get another striker in with this much time.

Revealing the news then revealing the boobs. I like it. Call them up f*** off Stoke fans Nah, nah. As you reveal the news you reveal the boobs. So they need a little brains to be about to talk and strip at the same time. Think there's still a website that does it or something. But I first remember watching it as a kid on Live! TV or some s*** on cable. Opened my eyes up to the world, like. Shit! Multitasking. Genius.

One day, they were practicing their long ball football, kicked the ball too high and knocked away the sun. It's been dark in Stoke ever since.

If Alan Smith fouls a tree in the forest but no referee is around to give him a yellow card, did it actually happen?

Revealing the news then revealing the boobs. I like it. Call them up Fuck off Stoke fans

What if it's Roger?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT NEMESIS MEANS?!

Would give that Rachel Brooks a ragging as well.

Shit the bed, it's all gone mental.

Georgie and Iain Dowie in the same studio. Unstoppable force, immovable object, dividing by zero etc etc.

Still holding out hope that we're going to come up with one of this deadline day's last minute surprises.

f***ing hell we can't even afford a plumber

Can't see that anywhere. You got a link? Me neither.

Fuck me, I think the city of Stoke has actually stepped in to find a respectable looking bloke to stick next to him.

If When nowt happens, anyone fancy forming up a lynch mob and hunting this despair inducing fucker down?

What is this. The server has gone to s*** and I'm vulnerable.

Yeah, that Newcastle City, what a team.

Racist Mike.

Welcome to Stoke Population - 239 000 Surnames - 3

That Stokie at the front had a gap in his teeth you could park a car in.

Reducing the wage bill.

im sure the Xisco deal was pretty late on Nah, was early in the day.

Think that's genuinely the first time we've been mentioned on Sky for several hours.

Unless they're already here

Still holding out hope we'll bag a striker... granted, that hope is dwindling by the minute, but it's still there, for now.