Revolution Number 9

Which one?

Something shiny or a nice window would probably do the trick.

Fucking Stoke fans Never again should anyone have a go at our fans outside St James'

MsiDouglas Mark Douglas Deathly quiet at SJP. Gulp. Fancy number nine Sammy?!

Spurs fans

"No."

He's a striker and he isn't Peter Lovenkrands... he's exactly what we need

Coloccini? Better fucking not be.

He stays? Breaks a leg, has a fight with Tiote and becomes quadriplegic. Something like that. The Tiote mystique is dead, tbh. Cap'n Geordie laid him the f*** out. His power is broken.

Would take Bendtner now, aye.

The little kid in the white top on the front right just didn't give a shit. Hardcore.

Deadline day always seems to be a letdown for us

Wonder who they'll bid £10mil for now then? Gary Hooper? Samaras.

What can we say, they start young.

That coach is full of all the players Harry's signed

Still remember Ridgewell picking up the ball against us

Like baseball, but with a square bat and an intelligence quota f***ing wickets and sticky widgies and s***. Get it out of here. It's also the only sport in the world that rivals the boringness of golf.

Like baseball, but with a square bat and an intelligence quota

She offered him a coffee ffs. We've all seen enough stereotypical cheesy American dramas to know what that means.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/jyarden/2011/7313.jpg Not him. Some bloke was over by the gate basically modeling for the camera. Also, f*** me, this blokey on anchor now is in there with Georgie like.

"I call this one - Blue Steel"

This knacker posing in the background at the spurs training ground

Absolutely fuck all with any kind of concrete basis has happened yet.

Manchester United have issued a hands off warning to any clubs who might be interesting in acquiring the services of Howard Webb.

fucking shut up about Jim White ffs.