Revolution Number 9

Holding out hope that we're going to put through some striker deal that nobody was expecting.

Why couldn't we be in for Denis Sjsdisfwejwehrkjerkjt, Everton got nee money and still managed to sign a striker, Ashley out, getting relegated etc etc.

The winner

deadline day for them must be like being a Muslim at Xmas. Can see David Moyes dressing up as the Grinch and going on the rampage sabotaging the paperwork for other club's deals.

Could see Arteta and Baines leaving this window.

Feel proper sorry for Everton like, they're so skint they can't even afford transfer rumours.

Would quite like Bassong back but you know Spurs will want about £80m for him.

Fucking class, we need someone to fill the controversy gap left by Barton.

I know, class isn't it.

Good signing.

because they do a surf report every day, mainly telling us that there is no surf. This is the first time I've ever seen it You learn something new every day.

BTW, why the fuck were sky sports news on about surfing conditions in the UK?

Because he won't be gone for the ACN? Aye, that'll do.

Might be uninterested because he wants a move away though, that problem could potentially fix itself if they sign him.

If we bring in Maiga/Roux upfront and this Situ lad (could be another Bassong, so why not) I'll be more than content. Roux preferably and I have absolutely no idea why.

You seen the size of him? If he lay down he'd be as tall as Crouch

Oh shit aye :-[ Just clicked on.

Weren't the hints that they were willing to let Maiga go if they got in Gradel?

We haven't had a fake .cock page that actually leads to a rickroll yet. Someone do a fake .cock page that actually leads to a rickroll.

Steady on, big lad. I never said you did. But we've seen many a 'thread title update ffs' on these boards in the last few weeks.

I especially don't get it when people seem to get genuinely radged about it.

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The mackems will go fucking ballistic if that happens Stoke are just about the only club they hate on the same level as us.

Has a champions league medal