PENKAAA

Latest episode of Backroom Battle is quite funny. Carver couldn't make it so Andy Woodman steps in as a Carver impersonator.

 

EDIT: Oh, but there's a twist at the end. 

Thought the same.

Not sure what you're cracking on with about Chester-le-Street and posting when Newcastle are at home either.

 

You are 19 and from Chester- Le Street.

 

FACT.

 

Amazing what you can do when you're a doctorate in Computing.

 

Is that the posh name for the Sunderland Microsoft IT Learning and Employment Programme?

 

I run my own business.

 

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgi2ribsQ1r3pcbso1_400.gif

 

Can't stop fucking creasing at this. :lol:

Of all the superheroes he could have been, he chooses Bullshit Man.

BOOM!

Dave 

Dave is on form tonight

Not sure what you're cracking on with about Chester-le-Street and posting when Newcastle are at home either.

 

You are 19 and from Chester- Le Street.

 

FACT.

 

Amazing what you can do when you're a doctorate in Computing.

 

Anyone like to confirm that I'm not 19 and not from Chester-le-Street?

He's 18 and from Prudhoe. Was in his class for 5 years.

Wireside 

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Wireside: "Clutching at straws mag kernts"

Ben Arfa has not yet had the chance to hit the heights which made him one of Marseille’s brightest talents at the Velodrome, but Taylor believes the 24-year-old is in resurgent mode according to the Toon left-back.

 

That sentence makes my eyes bleed.

 

Fixed it.. dry your eyes

I think it's that last bit, killed me as well - "... Taylor believes the 24-year-old is in resurgent mode according to the Toon left-back."  Of course it's according to him, you just said he believed it.   

 

 

Stuff like that annoys me disproportionately. Like this one:

 

For Ben Arfa it was the start of a nine-month nightmare which was made worse by a second injury sustained in Kansas City during the Magpies’ ill-fated American tour, when an ankle injury dented his hopes of making a flying start to the current campaign.

 

Due to an injury, which was an injury.

:lol:

Luis Suarez charged by F.A over incident with Patrice Evra.

Good. Hate that cunt.

simonbirdmirror Simon Bird

RT @NewcastleCC: Contrary to recent media reports and tweets, the council have no plans for a Shearer statue in the city.

I really think this lad's the next Adebayor.

 

Sochaux season ticket?

 

No, just a goal I saw on YouTube.

But de Modibo Maiga contre Nice. 

Seriously though, it's now three weeks since we learnt about the contract offer so it's probably nearer to a month since we made it. Wonder how negotiations are going?

I was thinking this. 

So this a temporary measure to show potential investors of what they could be doing? If no investors are found, will it be changed back?

NUFC Official just retweeted this. Pardew copying Intelligent Shola.

"...one of the Premier League's rising stars..."

Seems like ever since I said on here that Downing was one of the most improved players in the league that he's completely reverted to type, too. Been pretty poor so far this season.

 

Paid 20m for someone slightly better than Sameobi.

£20m? Jesus Christ, forgot it was that much...

I used to like this thread.

By the way, what the hell is wrong with Bruce's accent?

Was listening to Total Sport today and just got reminded. Seriously, if you listen to it, it sounds like he's trying to cover up his geordie accent and comes out with this weird shit!

Here we go 

 

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Would like this, i presume? Looks beautiful imo.

 

Yes it would look like that. Would go across the road and just above the Metro station (land the club apparently owns).

 

The council would agree to it on the premise that the club would find and build a reroute for Strawberry Place - the road that currently goes alongside the stadium. This would mean it costing even more money.

 

The tour guide I had back in March said that the plans were there but it was Ashley who shelved them because of the enormous cost - he wanted to concentrate on saving money rather than spending it. Plus we wouldn't fill the seats.

Could you not just keep the road where it is and build over the top of it so it creates a little tunnel?

Looks mint that picture mind.

theres so much shit in the Premier League now.  I tried to watch Wolves - Wigan this afternoon.  It was so fucking bad I turned it over and watched 'Wheeler Dealer's on Discovery Realtime.

What car were they working on? 

Sammy "MVP" Ameobi

Can't wait to see the Tony Pulis interview tonight aswell.