Wilson

Fitting, seeing as it refers to the most pointless football club ever.

'just keep stringing them along... I'm saying nowt'

Basically aye. He's there because he can be, making people speculate and enraging fans for 30 seconds will just be a bonus for him.

He was there because he can do what the fuck he wants.

Get in. The fuckin disgusting mess.

Look forward to him doing well elsewhere.

He'll be quite content. Made it look like they've tried this year.

Going all out for the draw.

We are Bruce's nose in football form.

Getting rinsed

Few quid on Oxford to qualify when they pulled one back, not that we're predictable.

What a fuckin goal

It's alreet, Bruceys tactics will see them through.

Injoe'd

No more goals!

Goalinton

It was quality like. I thought he was going to get a booking when he went in for it.

No-goalinton

Bentaleb looks shocking. Almiron doing well.

Nice.

I think it means that someone else wants in on the twitter fame this time round.

Anyone clicking chronicle links deserves to have the piss took out of them.

No surprise like. The media are desperate for us not to be sold.

Ahhh the data room at the end of the corridors of power. Just tell us that it's off already.

Well, 10,000 people don't. And 5x that do.