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Lucas is terrible? OK then. Glad you agree.

Pastore and Moura are f***ing terrible too.

Don't suppose someone would be kind enough to repost the picture of the Opta stats with and without Cabaye? Apologies if it depresses anyone further.

I reckon it's 30mill FWIW

Douglas reckons it's 25mill

Just play one more game you soft c***.

This will be grim.

Francois Piraux ‏@F8Piraux 44s PSG and Newcastle agree transfer fee (25-30M€) for Yohan #Cabaye , subject to medical, according to SSN. #PSG #NUFC

Is Champions League really worth playing in that turd league week in and week out? Though I'm sure playing with Ibra will soften the blow.

We're going to lose tomorrow aren't we, and now Pards will have the perfect excuse. Can't remember the last time we played 'well' without him.

£16.5m

4 days to sign a replacement.

I'm crying.

'Me & Evra' lulwut? http://instagram.com/p/dXqx4kQkwh/

http://instagram.com/p/ioXxZmQk7p/ He sure loves the arm around the shoulder.

Serious bids only pls.

You know what I mean He's a spineless little man who is performing admirably in his role of 'spineless little man'. Are fans supposed to be thankful for that? He has no power. So either fight to get some power, or get fired trying. That's the only chance he has of being liked by me. He's no 50 cent IMO

Good to see.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 3s #psg certainly interested in Cabaye. #nufc not interested in figures mooted thus far.

Target man? He's an inch too short for Pards.

Probably tried to eat him, the fat old cunt.

Good effort that

Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 33s Montpellier President Louis Nicollin has denied his son's claims that Montpellier have an agreement with #Newcastle for Remy #Cabella. #MHSC

Montpellier Chairman Laurent Nicollin has confirmed to local paper Midi Libre that he has agreed a deal with Newcastle to sell attacking midfielder Remy Cabella but not before June of 2014. He had the following to say: ‘We have agreed a deal with Newcastle, something I will not go into. However, the deal does not include the departure of Remy Cabella before June. That is a certainty.’ http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2014/montpellier-chairman-confirms-a-deal-has-been-agreed-for-remy-cabella-to-sign-for-newcastle-but-not-before-june/

Never rated him.