What I don't understand, is why the players don't just take it upon themselves to ignore whatever dross this cunt is saying to them, and go and play their own game. They're not all thick as shit, surely they'd be able to see the floated free kicks/corners aren't working, do something different bollocks to whatever Pardew wants.
Cabaye surely knows his best use is at the tip of a midfield 3, putting balls in for Cisse and getting off dangerous shots, so why not just play there regardless of what this clown says.
Very simplistic view of things but honestly can't see why players don't just organise things amongst themselves.