littlelunchbox

People need to understand first and foremost, First the problem with Pardew is not the line-up and formation, yes it can be the problem but it goes before that. And that is what he actually tells his team to do/not to do before matches even kicks off.

i see most have already brought what the salesman Pardew had sold to them pre match interview. Alan Pardew: Newcastle need to play like Barcelona to beat Benfica ‘There’s only one team which has beaten them by two clear goals, and that’s Barcelona,’ Pardew said. ‘That’s the size of the task, so we are under no illusions there. This is a Champions League team, really. That’s the quality we are up against. We have to approach the game in the right manner and try to get to the end of the game in a position where we can get it back.’

ronaldo couldnt resist one last wum for the night lol

What?

That was a horrible interview Really poor form Pardew.

Hmm nah I've had better to be honest Well tbf to me, i say this from a position of horror.

I can't see us scoring 4 tonight, because im pretty sure Benfica will get one.

Hmm nah I've had better to be honest

Tasty bird on that itv4 cricket show.

look at that filthy gut. lol the guy in the background with his arms cross lol he's like thinking in his head "im not having this" What is that guy's name anyway? He's clearly one the backroom staffs.

today changes nothing in my opinion of his position. It's clear for everyone that after 2 years under his stewardship he is not the long term answer.

Listen to the crowd , half asleep.

Suppose to be one of the most important games of the season, and I'm left bored shitless

This ref loves the camera

Not really, if you take aside the cockney nonsense that some will never like him for. Its the football Ron, nothing else, the state of the football, the lack of forward play. In two years here none of us know exactly what football he wants to play, it's just a mess, a hit and hope mess. I hate to say this but just look at Liverpool, blobface will have them playing the football he wants, Pardew ? what is it we are trying to do each game, no pattern, no teamwork, no ideas most of the time. I don't want to change manager again but for christ sake in two years, can we see anything that resembles a system. Do you know what, it's depressing watching us right now, Pardew has sucked the fun out of my football, not because of the table, it's what you get to see. I mean, say we play well and muller Fulham, everyone will be shocked at the decent play, that's how bad it's got. Hoping for some decent football, not swift attacking lovely football, just some bog standard passing that looks ok, it really has got that bad. Its the football itself, that will always grind on us fans. If we can take our own heads out of our arses, me included and everyone else on here, let just say none of us were nufc fans, lets be subjective and pretend we are a neutral follower of the premiership league, would anyone of us truely pay money to watch a Alan Pardew Newcastle side? Will we F**K, why? because its f***ing horrible. Its atrocious! We only tolerate this disgraceful filth and even entertain the idea of watching nufc because we are the supporters, we haven't got a bleeding choice and we can't help ourselves. Yep. it's awful to watch and this season as our position in the league shows its not good enough. I'm sick of hearing about injuries, Europa and every other excuse him and whoever come out with. None of that should stop a fooball manager getting his team to string 3/4/5 passes together. I hate long ball, no i'm not even going to go there, i ranted earlier in the season about that s***. It riles me even more listening to the radio to so called sport expert, football pundits, all have brought into the salesman bullshit of Alan Pardew. They really believe that our current p*ss poor season is down solely to the participation in the Europa league. f*** sake. Yeah dont get me started on long balls either, i may not like it but atleast if its done right it can be effective. Pardew can't can even do what he specialize in, our long balls are s*** just like the set penises and our short balls are equally s***, just what does Pardew expertize in? Someone needs to help me out, is it PR, media handling? Spin? and selling positive bullshit fantasy stories about our amazing football style to potential transfer targets ? why dont we move him upstairs to be an executive or vice chairman he be like our new Chris Mort.

Not really, if you take aside the cockney nonsense that some will never like him for. Its the football Ron, nothing else, the state of the football, the lack of forward play. In two years here none of us know exactly what football he wants to play, it's just a mess, a hit and hope mess. I hate to say this but just look at Liverpool, blobface will have them playing the football he wants, Pardew ? what is it we are trying to do each game, no pattern, no teamwork, no ideas most of the time. I don't want to change manager again but for christ sake in two years, can we see anything that resembles a system. Do you know what, it's depressing watching us right now, Pardew has sucked the fun out of my football, not because of the table, it's what you get to see. I mean, say we play well and muller Fulham, everyone will be shocked at the decent play, that's how bad it's got. Hoping for some decent football, not swift attacking lovely football, just some bog standard passing that looks ok, it really has got that bad. Its the football itself, that will always grind on us fans. If we can take our own heads out of our arses, me included and everyone else on here, let just say none of us were nufc fans, lets be subjective and pretend we are a neutral follower of the premiership league, would anyone of us truely pay money to watch a Alan Pardew Newcastle side? Will we F**K, why? because its f***ing horrible. Its atrocious! We only tolerate this disgraceful filth and even entertain the idea of watching nufc because we are the supporters, we haven't got a bleeding choice.

He will have to be ruthless, I've noticed not many has mentioned for a while..... 8 year contract lol Sick

Hard to believe after 31 games and we got 33 points. Dear dear.

Doesn't matter if he is directly instructed or not, the team as a whole is instructed to hold a rigid static shape, meaning no one to pass to.

Tiote is not a poor footballer, in fact he's more technically gifted than half the DMs in the prem. He just holds on to ball for far too long, partlyly due to instructions as well. And the way Pardew's team s set out it just compounds his problems. In theory most team's defensive midfielder should have the most and easiest choice of passing options as he is surrounded with his 4 defenders behind him and 4 midfielders infront. In our team we make it tough even for the defensive midfielder as Pardew always discourage passing and movement, therefore players are so far apart that a simple short pass becomes difficult. Watch Barcelona , the reason they keep the ball is not because they are all amazing passing wizards you watch their movement, when a player gets the ball he always have 5 or 6 teammates available to pass to, you have you be a complete turd to fuck up a pass playing in their team. People see them as these fancy dans but its not that at all, its their industrial workman-like that is amazing their fitness to move continuously. Working for each other making it easy for each other. Im Not saying tiote does not bring a lot of problems to himself as he is guilty of bad decisions and holding on to the ball way too long when there is a clear option to pass, but... It's usually just one option one he has available to recieve the ball and that is most likely Cabaye. Barcelona is a bad example because a lot of teams in the prem when their midfielder gets the ball they have 2-3 players ready to receive the ball. In our team we usually have one.

He is what I call a luxury player when we don't have the ball, that's why I think to put him outwide really unbalance the team. Therefore I think a only a central role can be afforded to him with two midfielders sitting behind him doing the grafting. I like him but you really have to cater around him, and sadly in a Alan Pardew system you will find he will always prefer sissoko, Nolan ,and even Ba type of cumbersome players to be played in that role so they are more equipped to receiving counter long balls.

If a current manager is a s*** manager then that practically negates everything he does as a coach with his current team.

He had joy last night because of benfica's high line, he rarely gets that luxury in the premiership.

One of the best in Europe according to Pardew