JB

Great news.

It's that fucking Jason Bent character.

This showed in their inability to score more than once against Northern Ireland's second string last night.

Also why is it being commentated on by a yank and a mackem?

Thanks for the detailed update on your banking situation Hans, riveting stuff.

We did very well there, though I'm gutted that we missed out on silverware.

Was nice while it lasted.

Should have passed first time there. Still, playing OK here, haven't been bad at all Aye, was expecting a massacre.

Try passing the ball McGinn ffs.

Mark McIntosh ‏@markjmcintosh 31m NI are facing Uruguay for the Copa Antel tonight.Should the game finish level at the end of 90 mins we go to pens. Who knew? Not IFA! #gawa Antel is the Uruguayan state owned telecoms company.

Get in Roy! Also, get up please. EDIT: That looked a bit sore.

He's an ex-Irish League player IIRC, he's fucking useless like.

Dirty bastard Gargano.

Roy Carroll needs to accept he's losing his hair and cut his losses. literally

I'm falling asleep already but they've not scored yet.

Northern Irish commentator absolutely butchering the Uruguayan names, shockingly.

11 players "unavailable" for Northern Ireland.

Going to sit and watch the other us get hammered then. This is on red button and on the BBC website for those interested.

Fucking Welbeck

Peru are awful like

Me too. http://www1.theladbible.com/images/content/630w/52d2f6505c633.png Harrowing.

Couple of dirty challenges from Peru so far.

A bit shit.