Deuce

fucks sake you english or summit? Man you sure are butthurt. Get your panties out of a bunch.

Santon just standing there, dick in hand.

Hilarious watching Big Vurn run around.

Great shot, Yoyo.

Wonderful shot, Davide.

Carragher analyzing our defending, sounds like he's on the verge of tears.

You've had that one chambered for a while.

sheeeeiiiitttt.

Everton plays as a single unit. To devastating results. And they have a man-child at striker. Which can't hurt.

One of the only decent players on the pitch today.

Yep. It's pathetic.

I wouldn't be upset if Big Willo was brought on. Just for the lols

Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson, ffs.

Poor little guy.

Lukaku would be playing on the wing and Barry would be our star attacking midfielder.

Ol' Neckbeard to score one from his own box at this rate.

Romelu Lukaku, he does what he likes, he does what he likes. Jesus Christ man. What the fuck was that.

Hugging the far touchline.

Or everytime he plays on the left, you would think Pardew would have figured this out by now he's crap there. The entire front 3 is out of position. Should be Remy-Gouff-HBA.

Some great tacking from Everton so far. Completely shutting down any offense we generate.

Anyway, I have an affinity for underdog sports teams from blue-collar northern cities. Newcastle was a natural choice.

It's an iconic club with a proud history that's fallen on hard-times in recent years. By all rights, this club should be competing with the likes of Liverpool, ManU, Chelsea, etc. Especially considering its popularity worldwide and financial standing relative to most clubs in the world.

With Coleman and Baines getting forward quite a bit, we'll need to hit them hard on the counter.