Deuce

huffs his own farts, ol’ Fab

If they’re willing to sell him in the £30-45m range, I’d snap their hand off.

hate this kind of smug twattery

If they beat us to Pedro, we’ll take Madueke at a cut-rate price thanks.

Ramon Sosa, incredible player whom I've never heard of, for 10m, while we prepare to throw 80m at them for Elanga. Make it make sense!

ur skating on thin ice, buddy

Xavi Simons would be pure filth, but wouldn’t he cost a billion quid?

What color are the shorts and socks?

Should be the next third kit design

Unless Pope hands in a transfer request, I’d be shocked if we moved him on just because we signed Trafford.

Like that kit. Not a huge fan of the “badge on a badge”, but it’s areet.