Shays Given Tim Flowers

The new Peter Lovenkrands

If reporting on the window was embargoed and we only heard once all signings had been completed we’d avoid a whole summer of relentless and pointless posts. 
 

4 hours ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

 

Definitely, I don't mind the home one but the pro collar is much better than the fan version. 

All roads lead to a Sandro Italy kit. 

Bum year for kits. 

Wonderful gif.

1 minute ago, Froggy said:

 

Sounds like you wanted 200 dinner ladies to lose their job over Greenwood's mistake. Shocking behaviour.

 I felt the line twitch, but the fish has got away. 

Just now, Froggy said:

 

In a world that doesn't make sense, sure.

Ah yes, the Adam Johnson defence. 

You didn't have to sell him, you could have terminated his contract. 

People who thirst for Ronaldo are so fucking lame. 

Any idea who it’s from?

13 minutes ago, Shak said:

He’s basically the Steve Parish of the league.

 

Same hair and all.

That’s just mean. 

Just now, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

I would pour gravy in my asshole & let the cat lick it out if we line up like that 1st game 

You do that anyway.

17 minutes ago, Beren said:

When I saw that stat about Elanga doing the most sprints in the league, I knew Howe would be pushing hard for the guy. 

 

I get the first offer is likely to be rejected, but you don't want to antagonise a trade partner either. 

 

Unless it's @Shays Given Tim Flowers in which case it doesn't matter, because he won't trade with you anyway, so antagonising him is the best possible outcome.

I gave you ibuprofen gel. How quickly they forget. 

Rich PM me when you want the Scalvini thread started.

You’ll be missed Kaka.

12 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

Yeh but these are all footballers.

 

Like being fast and strong is a talent in tennis. It's not a technical talent but a talent nonetheless that helps with the game.

 

When Bale ran off the pitch to run around that Barcelona player and scored - that was a goal that was only possible due to his insane physical talent. The overhead kick was still a display of talent but a different type. As are the freekicks he's scored. All a combination of incredible physical, technical, mental talents.

 

I get it - in football we revere technical talents the most. Those are what I call "ballers". That Monaco winger looks a baller, Kudus is a baller. Elanga isn't. Doesn't mean they are not talented footballers.

This is complete nothing. 

Just to contribute to an utterly pointless debate. Footballing talent is of a different character to athleticism. A talented athlete is not by right a talented footballer and a talented footballer is not by right a talented athlete. 

If that's right not really drawn to any our kits this year. 

2 hours ago, Hanshithispantz said:

Never realised just how small Harvey Elliott was, as if Howe would go anywhere near that ffs 

More like hardly Elliott

Don’t the PL now have to prove it’s not fair market value? 

Probably seeing out his notice period with holiday. 

Whose the Scouse co comms?

Thought that was the dollar.

2 minutes ago, Mike said:

 

Do you really want more American fans though? Have you seen the Yanks that post here, like?

Easy there, Benedict Arnold.