hithere

Pickford Stones - Jones - Cahill Walker - Dier - Wilshere - Bertrand Sterling - Kane - Alli

Every poster on here takes the piss somewhat and fair game. You however seem to have a real problem with Sunderland, like it really bothers you. Why?

Has had one good game in the year and a half he’s played for us. Palace away last season. Could be a case that he’s just been severely dragged down by the shite around him but if I were a Watford fan I wouldn’t be hopeful. I’ve never seen a player misplace as many 5 yard passes, and I’ve watched Jeff Whitley.

Son is brilliant

Indeed. They do love their Irish p*ss-heads there mind. Walters a piss head like? Genuine question

Still here, but to be fair you’re all doing a fine job of summarising the s*** we’re in that I feel I can’t add much Hard times. Do you think SAFC were in a worse position (overall) before they were relegated to the old third division? No idea I wasn’t even born the first time

Still here, but to be fair you’re all doing a fine job of summarising the shit we’re in that I feel I can’t add much

1. De Gea 2. Dani Alves 3. Marcelo 4. Ramos 5. Pique 6. Azpilicueta 7. Ronaldo 8. De Bruyne 9. Neymar 10. Messi 11. Modric 3-4-3

Winning this at the moment

2nd best centre half I’ve seen in a Sunderland shirt made Nyron Nosworthy look competent Only Bould beats him. I know we’ve had some shite like...

Superb

You haven’t watched Kone play much since Allardyce left?

You and me both

The horror, still could be worse... Darron Gibson man

They’re going down

Patented backheel death clearance

Butland Keane - Smalling - Cahill Walker - Dier - Henderson - Rose Alli - Lallana Kane 3 at the back suits the players we currently have.

Truly awful

Still. Three assists from open play last season. Why would you exclude his 10 set piece assists? They're buying him for that and his goal threat, not his assists and goals from open play. Even then he's still a clever player in non-set piece situations, so it's not like he's the free kick version of Dean Whitehead or something. Deano wasn't that bad from a dead ball if truth be told

Bolasie, Lookman, Coleman (if he recovers well), Mirallas, Calvert-Lewin they've got a bit

I heard his interview after the draw against Derby and he came across quite okay tbh, a bit less vague and hung over than the usual British champ manager. If he makes them hard to beat they'll probably be able to stay around the play off positions. Here's hoping

I'll post my team tomorrow, my team is pretty good bar forwards Hope Defoe still has legs

Meh, still a better reason than Bendtner

Matic to Man United. Good signing?