Curtained Wasp

It's insane doublespeak. On the one hand you have to sell season tickets Pards, so try and give them hope, on the other hand tell them we can't compete with the likes of Southampton so they don't get shirty when we don't sign anyone again. If he devoted more of his obviously endangered brain cells toward tactics and motivation, we at least might not have to listen to so much of his mind-rotting slaver.

Don't worry, Shola will sign a 2 year extension.

Nevermind the CL gibberish, is Pardew trying to take some sort of credit for possibly getting Remy in the French squad by playing him?

Custard pie the slimy meff.

Unbelievable we're still stuck with this complete cretin. Ashley may well be the main problem but this knacker certainly exacerbates. 'Placate the customers and keep us in the league Al you fahkin muppet' 'Awight boss, pwease don't make me spoof for me wages again this week. And when are we gonna av a look at the summer targets?'. ......