Curtained Wasp

First NUFC manager to headbutt a player.

Other than the gilet? Probably the best the man could get tbf.

Does this not count as one of those drink-my-own-p*ss promises? Just asking. I've got that pencilled in as my avoiding-death-by-fire celebration.

Quoted. Heartless bastard.

That's it. I'm going to self immolate outside The Strawberry if this cunt's still here in June.

Gutted if Moyes is sacked before Pardew.

"the most important thing is that I put my left shoe on my left foot, it won't be easy as my other foot will be right beside it, but I have to take responsibility and remain positive"

Pardewed an entire team, and possibly even most of the crowd.

4 of them now, I'm going to be kind and say they made a mistake. One of them was my fat fingers. More likely to see Hatem go into early labour tbh.

His telekinesis doesn't work from the stands

It is, the video is on the BBC sport website. The horrendous narcissistic c*nt says it without a hint of shame. If only he'd been on that ferry.

CockPiss has just been on 5live, reckons he'd have stopped the last goal if he was on the touch line. Is he on crack this cunt?

HOW IS THIS CUNT STILL SHARING OUR OXYGEN?

If anyone scores we're on the pitch.

If someone could be arsed to set up a Pardew Out petition on change.org, I could be arsed to sign it.

Re. Elliotgate: Amazing there's someone thicker than Pardew at the club really.

Astonished at just how thick Pardew is. What good could he possibly have thought would come from indicting the local media as culpable in his pathetic machinations to motivate the team. It would be obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse that all that is likely to achieve is an increased level of outrage and indignation from the local media, and the fans who had already turned will despise the floundering, nefarious shitbag even more. His tirade of lies, the perpetually dire football, his headbutting adventures....could it be he is actually trying to get the sack, knowing he is out of his depth and seeking a pay off? This, for me, is easier to believe than him being thicker than Jade Goody's clotted cream & whale spunk omelettes.

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/58/photos/252000/620x/46252.jpg THe exception that proves the rule?

Is there a single player on earth who has 'come on' under this oaf?

What a prize cunt he is. Is that what he shouts from the sideline "Stand Tall Hatem", "Be strong Anita!", "Get the first Goal Luuk" Also, this tough 'club to play for' shit is offensive on so many levels. Just fcuk off with your conveyor belt of pre, during & post match excuses you pathetic excuse for a cunt.

There's 196 nations on Earth, we could eventually be playing in the Northern Conference with Shola's mummified corpse relieving the pressure up top.

Piss in his kettle.

The car he goes dogging in. Lots of happy memories.

He just slides them in doesn't he? Slippery b******. Also, momentum is not a tool Alan. You're a fucking tool.

'They'd rather lose 3 or 4 nil than score the occasional goal!'