Holloway

He's French, he's huge

He wanks to Moulin Rouge

Ewen Jaoen, Ewen Jaoen

He spits, he scowls

He's made of fucking vowels

Ewen Jaoen

Not normally fussed about our kit either way but that is a fucking abomination

On 05/06/2026 at 09:48, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

 

17th October 1925 0-0

 

Bez, Shane MacGowan and Robert Mitchum

 

That'll do for starters, a young radgie looking keeper. Not remotely concerned about the fee.

Gordon half-arsing it there

an extra year seems about right, hopefully there will be a few more raker crossfield passes and thunderbastard finishes to savor

filed under instantly forgettable

well that went well

Costa will be no1 for the start of the season, he can take the no2 spot nee bother

Article has me uplifted and sad at the same time, there can't be many love affairs like this one in football

I'd keep Barnes for the minute but not confident he can nail down that start wide left or right 

any pricks goading you and shoving a camera in your face after your team has been beaten can't complain if they get a slap for it imo

both teams a load of shite up front

the auld stutter man, ban the fucker 

no pen, no dive, just a tangle

How is  Madueke going to the world cup

finishing has been useless tonight

Don't understand that robotic flag waving by the PSG lot, no reaction to anything at all unfolding in front of them. Imagine being stuck behind one of the fuckers

Ballon d'or my hairy arsehole

Gerrard thinks the power of the shot beats the keeper 🥴

fully expecting a final of rancid proportion

Newcastle and Everton fans on the piss in Jockland, what could possibly go wrong

If he is indeed a better left than right back then we have a significant asset imo. He's had a stop start injury hit season where the whole of the defence has looked shaky. The forward play/runs can be worked on and improved, I'd be delighted if he signs a new deal.

Can we not sign Wharton

ref waving away the fannies so far