Budgie Smuggler

I like the Sturridge dance. Then you are also the worst along with him. I think my favorite one of his was either against Arsenal or Everton. It was a really intense game and he scored a sublime goal. I was expecting him to do a celebration full of energy with the whole team jumping on him or something that reflected the game, but instead he did his little dance. It was really cool cause it looked like he didn't give a f*** who he scored against or what the conditions were. That's the exact reason his is the worst celebration! That and the fact he looks like a cunt.

Erm. Isn't it the other way around? I always hear that term or 'camera save' when the keeper has tucked their legs up and fail to land on their feet, when they clearly could have done. Or they parry a shot, that they could easily catch. Could be that as well mate, my example happens plenty often enough though. As a former keeper it boils my piss!

"One for the cameras" When a keeper holds a shot rather than parrying. Basically getting the piss taken out of them for doing their job better.

He's a much better player now than Gary Cahill was at his age so I'm sure he'll be fine. Given their current potential, a Zouma/Stones CB pairing in 5 years time could be top class.

Modelling his game on Diego Costa