Groundhog63

24 minutes ago, RodneyCisse said:

I reckon it’d sell like hot cakes Stannington/Cramlington/Seaton Delaval upwards.

Seaton Deleval says "nul points" 

47 minutes ago, Jack27 said:

Very good

Welling up 

Ok it was either here or "Vaguely Amusing" but 😂😂😂😂😂

WFH is shit man. N-Os very own HR expert said so. 

Apparently blokes sit at home scratching their ring pieces and sniffing their fingers whilst the lasses sit in their dressing gowns watching MAFS-AUS and crying 

Stay humble

Ironic that there's a "get Olise/Anderson/Eze" vibe getting some toots 😂

Almost like it's ok for a self styled (by some) "big club" to help themselves to a "little club's" (by the same people) players 🤔

I watched that Eze, in house, vid where he's talking about Freeman selling Palace to him. I mean unless Freeman also said "if nothing else it will be a stepping stone to a bigger club" then what he sold to Eze, and by extention Olise, is coming together. 

Right manager, right players, they're not a small time as some would suggest. 

3 minutes ago, Beth said:

Seriously? WFH is the biggest skive known to man and a hangover from the covid era.

Natalie Elphicke enters the chat

10 minutes ago, Chris_R said:

I've got a conspiracy theory, if you'll indulge me...

 

Man U are leaking they want Southgate, but they don't. Because nobody rational would. It's to make us think Ashworth is already working for them because of their time with England, so therefore we might as well just accept £2m or whatever lowball number it is today. 

 

This rumour is just to drive down the compo.

Seeing the thread title bumped, jumping in only to find he's not, actually, deed

Oh for the heady days of the Joe Kinnear and Dennis Wise dream team. 

Specialists in the South America market and spotting full backs that are already on our books 😂

Looked offside to me, btw. 

18 minutes ago, WilliamPS said:

That tattoo didn’t look expensive did it

I'd be surprised if if was less than £1000

42 minutes ago, gbandit said:

On a reported £65k a week? Williams that is. If that’s even close to true then it’s no wonder 

38 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

Classic Man Utd. See Rashford, Marcus for further wage inflation.

These younguns man. Far too much wedge, far too early. 

Thank god we've looked after wor bairns more responsibly.

Heard Miley paid for his tattoo on Klarna

Good luck to the bloke. Will be interested in where he ends up. 

23 minutes ago, gbandit said:

£100k a week buys a decent amount of laughing gas. Hope it’s not him as it would mean he’s in a bad way, not that it’s the most harmful addiction by any means but it’s self-destructive behaviour 

"Nitrous oxide’s long-term use can lead to range of neurological, hematologic [related to blood], and psychiatric complications, including nerve damage and psychosis." 

Grim

Thoroughly enjoyed that. Had a lovely minted lamb chop with carrot and parsnip mash with Mrs G. If it wasn't a school night I think I be in after that. 

Not sure who fancies Eddie more, me or her. He's up there with Brandon Flowers on blokes that could turn me*

Cool as fuck. 

* Couldn't really turn me cos I'm 110% hetro bastard bloke but still 😜

If I was gay and had my pick I'd have Beckham. Not for looks just his OCD. The kitchen etc would be immaculate 

Anyways reminds me, and I think I've said it before, of a Times talk in at the Tyneside Cinema with Rafa. Could listen to these blokes talk football all night. 

Neville's a decent chap as well, imho, seems very down to earth. 

1 minute ago, Chris_R said:

Listen to that, then imagine the Steve Bruce version.

 

How far we've come.

Froggy's a broken man

Nerd-Online

I'll watch that when the wife gets in from graft. 

Big telly viewing with sofa scran and tissues 

12 minutes ago, Stifler said:

They won’t send one out even if it is over £200.

That's the new PCC for you 😉

Northumbria's finest won't send a Bobby out for a shoplifting incident if the items stolen were of value less than £200

They did one of those videos with Steve Bruce back in the day 

7 minutes ago, NE27 said:

 

Suppose if I was a multi millionaire at 20 odd I may be tempted to go live in a city where everything is happening.

 

Newcastle can feel like the opposite side of the world in comparison, whilst only being a few hours on a train away.

 

Like I say not everyone prioritises that, and some have young families which is where places like Newcastle can be a massive plus.

A 20yr old on north of £100k a week aint gonna be getting the 10am GNER to King's Cross

I reckon he'll knock them back on account of their parlours finances

"Will still saw cuts coming"