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Just now, Wallsendmag said:

 

They haven't. People are assuming that figure because they haven't released the seats that haven't been renewed for sale yet.

Ah, so 10,000 then 

20 minutes ago, 54 said:

That, my son, is a right touch 😂😂😂😂

They must be waiting for a freebie manager. 

4 minutes ago, joeyt said:

 

 

 

31k? Fair play to them. 

1 hour ago, Donut said:

That one bloke that get's floored two times... damn.

Fair play to him for coming back for round 2 but I think he should hang his gloves up. 

Crazy 

😳😂

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7oZbIuojqx/?igsh=cjJjeTV3dzZuN2xz

I would've been a better player if I wasn't on the piss all the time. Also fell in the trap of revelling in an ever blossoming reputation as a "spoiler". Played full back (left) for years then as I dropped standard became a midfield General 😜

Was having a few swallies last weekend and a mate asked me if I fancied a 60min kick about, 6 a side at Crammy Sports cos they were short. 

Obvs 7 pints deep I said "why tf not" 

60 Yr old me, who has kicked a ball for varnigh 20 years, rocked up with my brand new, white, Sondico top and manky old trainers. Obvs had shorts and socks on as well, btw, I'm not a perve. 

Anyway I thoroughly enjoyed it but, boy, was I fooked. Tore a bit a calf muscle, a bit of a hammie, tackled myself at least twice and am still aching 3 days later. 

Roll on next Tuesday 😎

14 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

Classic wasn’t it 😎

Appreciate it's off thread but that clip is up there with Paul in his bedroom, his mother asks if he's going for that job and he replied

"I'll do it tomorrow" 

"tomorrow never comes" 

"did yesterday" 

And... 

"I've got 2 bad habits. Wanking and smoking. I'm a 20 a day man and I smoke like a trooper" 

1 minute ago, FloydianMag said:

Swiss Michael Beale according to Groomers!!

Bit of Emmental cheese stuck on his left cheek? 

9 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

We went about half a season with Miley and Longstaff either side of Bruno, even being negative and allowing for injuries, rotation, suspensions, we should have 2/3s of a season at least of Joelinton and Tonali either side of him. Fuck.

 

 

 

Exactly. 3 wins from CL as well. Oh what could've been 🙄😳

38 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

Brought this to mind 

 

 

Absolutely loved this back in the day. Cheers for this 😍😍

9 minutes ago, Disco said:

Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West agreed according to some Italian press.

6 minutes ago, Keegans Export said:

Fab says no...

 

 

MLFs in those 3 minutes

2 minutes ago, bigfella said:

 

Controversial opinion to most on here, but McEwan's Export is a better drink than any of these over-hopped, grapefruit juice tasting "craft" beers.

And McEwan's 80 bob was better still, but I haven't seen that in decades.

If it's nostalgia we're after..... 

We're talking about a young bloke starting for new club, in a new country when he knew his world may well be about to crash around his ears, yeah? 

He'll be 100% solid. New signing 😂

Just now, TRon said:

 

Wish I could believe we were getting £15m for a 34 year old but it sounds like the optimistic talk of getting £60m for Maxi last year.

That wasn't optimistic it was stupid

7 minutes ago, dcmk said:

Our club crest really doesn't suit any kind of hat.  

That's me, full kit wanker in Bennas, sept. 

Either that or Greggs gear. 

32 minutes ago, Stifler said:

I said this a few months back.

If you sign up to YouGov, they are offering a £50 voucher, which includes Adidas as an option.

It takes some time to build up points, and maybe too late to start now for this seasons stuff, but maybe worth it for future years.

I do the polls when I’m on the toilet.

Money goes straight into Zahawi's offshore bank account 🤔 

Shameful 😉

Just now, Slim said:

Next week be Munich.

 

But also why would he buy a house in Saudi instead of rent?

Bought in Dubai 

WhatsApp flaring up with Tripps to Saudi. 

£15m

Bought a house, etc etc

2 minutes ago, STM said:

Mate, we are owned by Saudi Arabia. 

 

I think morality was fucked off in football a long time ago.

1 minute ago, Kid Icarus said:

Aye I was gonna say, we can't have them bringing down the good name of Saudi Arabia

 

Not even being a dick, it's just so funny how easily forgotten it is.

Mason Greenwood, anyone? 

1 minute ago, madras said:

Yeah we'll we've got stuff named after our music greats. Shields Ferry, Police stations and the whole North East is in Dire Straits 

Aye, and just down the road are The Trammps, usually found masturbating over A Flock of Seagulls 

Should just cancel all the drinks contracts and sell Thistley Cross at the concourse bars. 

Be absolutely hilarious watching the carnage unfold

10 minutes ago, Checko said:

I've heard Gordon say he prefers the left but I've not heard him say he dislikes the right, just it's not his first option. I've heard him describe his versatility as an asset. Mind you I haven't heard everything he's said.

 

Re: Barnes - I think there was sense in buying him: a premier league proven player in his prime & we took advantage of a relagation. Also, at the time we got him we didn't know Gordon was going to start smashing it on the left wing and squads need quality depth. We lost a LW in ASM & replaced him.

 

For the money I don't think he was a massive bargain or a transformative signing like a Bruno, but he was a solid enough signing IMO. Just a shame he got that freak injury during our toughest part of the season.

Probs what I shouldve taken the time to type instead of describing his take as nonsense, which it is. 

Gordon will play RW if needed, no bother. 

Joelinton is a box to box beast and would be wasted at LW. Willock also. That's why we have Barnes AND Gordon. 

39 minutes ago, Away Toon said:

And you don't state that other peoples opinions are nonsense just try sticking with not agreeing with them.

But it's my opinion that it IS nonsense. I mean that tells you I'm in disagreement. 

Capiche?