Kid Icarus

How did you do?

Thinking of submitting a research proposal with the working title - The Jokerfication of Yorkie: how modern football tops created a mild-mannered monster.

Argh, you fucking what

I'm guessing Fak is Mr Raspberry Pie?

Worst thing that's ever happened in Poland this

Sancho is so fucking predictable and slow

Another horrible little cunt that looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid

Absolutely atrocious keeping

Isco's 33 ffs Where did the time go.

Shays Given Mee Wood

Madueke fucking loves doing that irritating casual pass that players do

I don't know the culture, but wouldn't a player signing from Espanyol to Barcelona make it difficult for himself to live in the city? Or is it not that big a deal?

Oof, should be 2

Tbf...

One of the few instances where Chelsea over us makes sense in terms of game time. At one club he's up against basically no one, at the other he's deputising for the best all-round striker in the league.