Kid Icarus

Fabulous Schär wouldn't have allowed that to happen

Well I'm definitely watching the right match

I don't have it. Just watching on freeview

Can't believe the best ITV can offer for this is standard definition like

Great goal

Surprised Brazil isn't on the list, what with you being Socrates.

He's absolutely shit, he proper winds me up.

Keown explaining without trying to sound patronising is class. Was amazing watching it live.

I'm hearing unconfirmed rumours that all of the ball needs to be over all of the line.

Souness demanding the Zapruder film that shows a second ball on the pitch

Fantastic stuff

This is great. No idea why people continue to confidently assert that a ball was out of play from side angles like, if it's in any way contentious it's a complete waste of time.

Poland are so boring that I'm actually on VAR's side

Messi had the most amount of skill points anyone's ever had to spend and kept penalties at 0.

Never a pen

That De Paul seems a particularly bad footballer

Had a feeling Australia would get through. Excellent achievment

I'm 38, so not quite there, but it's regularly felt like we've made a meal of it compared to now.

Never a pen

Landed on my wheels, pulled over and said, "What were you worried about?"

Don't think I've ever seen Wilson be so unselfish as this last week Correct decisions though

Iran not so far away

Hospital Ward more like

I'm a massive Henderson fan but I'm not sure I'd be waxing lyrical about his performance in this match