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"Why haven't they got football people making these decisions!?" <Attempt to hire football people> "You idiots, football people need to be hiring football people omgwtf"

Come back NE5, all is forgiven. 'Everyone said I was wrong' posts are the most tedious shite.

All this would be a great way to manipulate betting stuff eh.

Esp. when they've treated Nuno so shoddily. 'But no, Newcastle reaaally mistreated Bruce y'see, they're the bad guys.'

Ah, so we're used as a bargaining chip. Once again...

Emery... Emery. You must know Emery's Cat

You're still thinking about the bad news aren't you.

Pre-match team talk. "I guess you've all heard the good news!", David Brent style

Thing is, once the manager is in place, then it'll be 'why haven't they done this, immediately?' etc. etc. Think I'll take a break, it's only bloody football

To simplify a key appointment as 'one job'. Yeah, easy then eh? World hunger, just give everyone food! One job.

Football is over

I dunno man, ever since the takeover the ignore-user list keeps growing by the day.

Terry can get Wayne Bridge in as his assistant.

It'll be Brett Emerton by the end of the week.

If the team's balance was upset, that's on Keegan.

I'm glad for the ignore member feature, just didn't think it'd need use so much post takeover

As long as there's no proper interest in Koeman. We should pass on that Dutchie for this Ten Hag guy.

It'd be more of a reactionary appointment now then the Pep/Enrique appointments were imo, just because they're in far direr straits.

And also cheaper.

Barca will almost certainly go for Xavi. Homegrown kneejerk reaction hire who 'knows the club' etc.

Hiring is hard.

Erik ELEVEN Hag

The first half, ok - can't please everyone and all that. Fair enough. But the second half is pure tabloid crap.

Or how they're trying to tempt Bruce back

It's almost like people are trying to spoil the feelgood thing